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Rangers chief scout Frank McParland is set to quit, throwing into doubt the long-term future of manager Mark Warburton. McParland has been left frustrated by the lack of backing he feels his manager has received in the transfer market. (Scottish Daily Express).


Unhappy with the value for money offered by Joey Barton, the crocked duo of Niko Kranjcar and Jordan Rossiter, and more recent captures including Philippe Senderos and Joe Garner, senior club figures at Ibrox believe a revamp of the scouting operation is essential if Rangers are to get closer to Celtic next season. (Daily Mail)


Ooooh the bears won't like that. They demand big name signings even if they are pish

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2 hours ago, The DA said:

Well, it's Friday, Bears.  What have you got lined up for our entertainment tonight?

How about complaining about business rates, the bears are up in arms at their rates going up and that Celtic's coming down but they didn't factor in or acknowledge that Celtic were paying £700K more than The Rangers in the first place. Not only that, Rangers are still paying less than Celtic but the bears still want to complain about how this is all a conspiracy against them by some Catholic Opus Die run Glasgow city council. :lol:

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Ibrox - up £170,000

Piggery - DOWN £220,000!

 

When will the corruption in this city cease? Many businesses in disbelief at the rate rises this year. Look at this list;

 

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Celtic still pay £310K more than The Rangers but somehow this is all unfair and is some kind of out to get them to cripple their debt laden club.

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/topic/304564-glasgow-city-council-business-rates-201718/

 

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Without a hint of irony or self awareness, my rangers supporting work colleague is on the phone to his mate, discussing the QF draw...

"They make it up as they go along when in comes to season tickets and attendance figures. They c*nts'll do anything to get out paying their taxes."

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Normally when you pay top prices to watch a tribute act they are not too far off the real deal.  Why so many Rangers fans have latched on to this version beats the hell out of me .  

Fair play to them though.  Nostalgia obviously is the key. ............................ The key to Dave King's pension pot. 

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9 minutes ago, The DA said:

Even Dave can't resurrect the dead.

Mibbees aye, mibbees no, mibbees... it's a chance for me to have another laugh at this! ;)

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/teams/rangers/dave-king-wants-to-take-oldco-rangers-out-of-liquidation-1-3883729

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2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

That's just David Murray's orbiting supercasino with a Celtic badge photoshopped on.

FAKE NEWS!

Hover pitch KB, hover pitch man with the super dooper casino funding the EBT driven squad that was unveiled in 2008 to be finished by 2012. Shame the club was finished first. :)

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When complete in 2012, it will generate millions of pounds every season for the club to buy top players and be more competitive with Premiership clubs in the transfer market.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/30615/GERS-NEW-280m-IBROX

 

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On 2/21/2017 at 19:27, Elbhoy said:

Some real belters on there.  They can't be serious , surely ?  Do they not realise their club/ company have no money , no credit facilities and are relying on a lying South African wide (eyed) man to pay off all the loans  they have acquired . Comedy at it's finest . 

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