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The Rangers new strip sponsor, Hummel.

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Hummel sponsors Afghanistan’s national football teams, founded a football training academy in Sierra Leone in 2010 and supports a local team in Christiana, the hippy commune in Copenhagen. “Nike, Puma, adidas – those big brands can’t sponsor the Afghanistan team because for them it’s too dangerous, too political, but as a smaller brand we can,” 

Ah!  That's why.  No one else would touch them. 

Good luck Mr Stadil, your brand is about to be tarnished.

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Dear Gerry,Stephen, Steven

We are having a wee bit of a mare of season, virtually every team that plays us at home is humping us. Its almost like the ground is cursed? I mean we only paid £5m for it, and a wee runaround at Murraypark- Soon to renamed Kingslanding.....  (Thank the Lord Charles Green moved on!!)Also Celtic are using us as target practice..... To be fair so are Killie, Hibs, Dundee , County, Well and St Johnstone.....

We have managed to divert our loyal loyalists fans by sacking that wee ******** , *******,******, Kenny Millar, but alas the Bears are restless......They expect a lot more for their 25 million a year investment apparently, but come on we are 35 points ahead of our great Glasgow rivals PartickThistle.  

So if anyone asks you about managing the mighty Glasgow Rangers- please don't reply " Who" or "didn't they die in 2012" but please reply " it would be a honour to serve" Mr King assures us your cheque is the post, however as he banks with TSB, it may not clear ever for a while......

 

Yours most sincerely

David Murray  The the Rangers Board

 

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4 hours ago, DougJamie said:

Dear Gerry,Stephen, Steven

We are having a wee bit of a mare of season, virtually every team that plays us at home is humping us. Its almost like the ground is cursed? I mean we only paid £5m for it, and a wee runaround at Murraypark- Soon to renamed Kingslanding.....  (Thank the Lord Charles Green moved on!!)Also Celtic are using us as target practice..... To be fair so are Killie, Hibs, Dundee , County, Well and St Johnstone.....

We have managed to divert our loyal loyalists fans by sacking that wee ******** , *******,******, Kenny Millar, but alas the Bears are restless......They expect a lot more for their 25 million a year investment apparently, but come on we are 35 points ahead of our great Glasgow rivals PartickThistle.  

So if anyone asks you about managing the mighty Glasgow Rangers- please don't reply " Who" or "didn't they die in 2012" but please reply " it would be a honour to serve" Mr King assures us your cheque is the post, however as he banks with TSB, it may not clear ever for a while......

 

Yours most sincerely

David Murray  The the Rangers Board

 

Even Drew Brees wouldn't have posted that.....

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5 hours ago, DougJamie said:

Dear Gerry,Stephen, Steven

We are having a wee bit of a mare of season, virtually every team that plays us at home is humping us. Its almost like the ground is cursed? I mean we only paid £5m for it, and a wee runaround at Murraypark- Soon to renamed Kingslanding.....  (Thank the Lord Charles Green moved on!!)Also Celtic are using us as target practice..... To be fair so are Killie, Hibs, Dundee , County, Well and St Johnstone.....

We have managed to divert our loyal loyalists fans by sacking that wee ******** , *******,******, Kenny Millar, but alas the Bears are restless......They expect a lot more for their 25 million a year investment apparently, but come on we are 35 points ahead of our great Glasgow rivals PartickThistle.  

So if anyone asks you about managing the mighty Glasgow Rangers- please don't reply " Who" or "didn't they die in 2012" but please reply " it would be a honour to serve" Mr King assures us your cheque is the post, however as he banks with TSB, it may not clear ever for a while......

 

Yours most sincerely

David Murray  The the Rangers Board

 

 

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On 22/04/2018 at 23:38, scoobles said:


Apart from the snide use of lowercase "c"

Her failure to capitalise the C in celtic is a coincidental typographical error and in no way petty. 

At all. 

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