Lets All Laugh At Rangers Thread

[WeeHectorPar]

You previously said that you couldn't see pictures on Rangers media without being signed in, i can clearly see a picture - ya lying wee shite.

So what are you upset about now, Ally replying to a mouthy player or Rangers helping craig Gordon regain fitness?

Of course you can see pictures if there is a link to another site. You just can't see photos which have been uploaded to the forum so you are the lying wee shite. At least get your facts correct before you accuse people of being liars. Maybe you're one of those scabby sectarian b*astards that haunt that place. I opened an account there a couple of years ago and got banned for telling people that Fat Sally was a c*nt. Nowadays you have to admit that to become a member.

Who gives a f*ck about Craig Gordon? Ally has a massive gob and shouldn't be giving advice to anyone. Still, we now know he is lining himself up for a job after he gets found out by the Uns. It will give us many hours of laughter to read his contributions to the sh*te that former overpaid and tax-avoiding employees of the zombie club churn out on a regular basis. Can't wait to read Fatso's regular column in the Dhaily Rhebel.

[Monkey Tennis]

So give me the name of a player who isn't mouthy...or even a manager. Coistus is probably the mouthiest manager out there. He slams a player who scored a hattrick but bellows about winning leagues against part-timers while spending an insane amount of money on players who are nothing more than bench-warmers. He has a squad of over 50 players but still wants more in January to overtake a Hearts team that was ripped apart earlier this year. And Coistus knows all about putting down. Why do you thing he has so many games called off? It's just so he can go away and play golf. A man who can't miss getting a hole in one as he has one of the biggest gobs on the planet.

I thought for once, McCoist handled it pretty skilfully.

Of course he's been guilty of plenty ridiculous comments himself and is clearly a hopeless manager. He's done nothing wrong here though. The Celtic guy needs to wind it in a bit I'd say.

[WeeHectorPar]

This hardly makes you special in P & D land ^^

No, but it certainly doubled the IQ of the forum.

[WeeHectorPar]

So you have double the IQ of all the other P & D`s that join RM....this does not make you special either

I'll agree, even though I know that £1 doesn't make you a billionaire.

One penny, two penny, three penny...fifty hundred million billion penny. There's your quid, Mr Murray. You Sevco w*nkers don't have any lessons to give to anyone. The total IQ of your 500 million supporters wouldn't even reach 1.

[aDONisSheep]

Donal O'Findlay FC

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[Henrik's tongue]

I opened an account there a couple of years ago and got banned for telling people that Fat Sally was a c*nt. Nowadays you have to admit that to become a member.

[WeeHectorPar]

[WeeHectorPar]

So the wee Govan team will be playing against Celtic in the Semi. Never mind. Just think back to the Rangers team that beat the mighty ogre back in 67 and led to a player clearout in the big club. Mind you, they say lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

[WeeHectorPar]

Newcastle beat Liverpool and are now just 4 points off a Europa League place. Not good news for the Bears if they thought they would get into Europe via a cup win. But then, of course, you will all be arguing that Ashley doesn't run your club.

[hellbhoy]

Is this not the laugh at the deluded orcs thread no ?, last few pages of pish from the orcs themselves derailing anything they can as per usual.

F**K Rangers and laugh at the clowns I say.

[shull]

Back on topic .........

THE NEWCUNTO F.C.

[WeeHectorPar]

So the wee Govan team will be playing against Celtic in the Semi. Never mind. Just think back to the Rangers team that beat the mighty ogre back in 67 and led to a player clearout in the big club. Mind you, they say lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

And the prize goes to shull who knew that the Rangers in question were from Berwick.

[shull]

[weirdcal]

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=275457

At least we know why the Sevconians are all away. They're either w*nking themelves silly over the story above or they are sitting in the chapel being blessed by the local priest as it's All Saints Day. (St Ally, St Wally, St Davey King, St Paul Murray), Ashley hasn't been elected yet.

The spelling on that thread is incredible 'Christiano' 'mcoist' deary me.

Even praising him for his comments on deila, who rightfully pointed out that the lower league club in who haven't won a domestic cup trophy (including the alba/ramsdens cup)are the poorest left in the competition.

[shull]

The Sun's ......

IAIN KING

[bennett]

This must be whats upsetting Shull


Published: 21 hrs ago


CONDEMNING Rangers to Division Three was madness.

The bloodlust and glee with which too many kicked into the carcass of what had become a sick and sorry football club should shame our game when we look back in years to come.

If anyone has the full article feel free to post it.

[shull]

This must be whats upsetting Shull

Published: 21 hrs ago

CONDEMNING Rangers to Division Three was madness.

The bloodlust and glee with which too many kicked into the carcass of what had become a sick and sorry football club should shame our game when we look back in years to come.

If anyone has the full article feel free to post it.

Aye

[shull]

Asked if he had wanted to be drawn against the Ibrox side, the Norwegian replied: "Yes, it is no problem for me. There were three good teams there and I think we didn't get the best one."

[WeeHectorPar]

Ally McCoist: Rangers could beat Celtic and Kilmarnock but that doesn't mean we're ready to win the Premiership title

• Nov 08, 2014 09:22
• By Michael Gannon

THE Light Blues boss has already led his team to wins over St Johnstone and Inverness this season but says further investment is needed if they are to compete in the top flight.

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Ally McCoist looks on during the Rangers v St Johnstone

IT'S been the great pub debate of the last couple of years. Just where are Rangers in the grand scheme of Scottish football?

They play in the Championship of course but voices have been raised in boozers all across the country about just where Gers actually are when you rip up the divisions.

Folk will point to the £6million annual budget. Is the second most expensive squad the second best in the land? They will point to internationals and players who have cut it at the top level for several seasons.

But it’s been a kiddy-on debate for the pub – until now.

Rangers have already beaten St Johnstone and Inverness this season – two of last term’s star turns.

Now they have Kilmarnock coming up in the Scottish Cup. Oh, there’s also a quiet wee matter of the League Cup semi-final against Celtic in the pipeline.

Soon it might become clearer just where Gers are in the unnatural pecking order.

Ally McCoist doesn’t see it that way though. The boss reckons his side could beat Killie and Celtic and it still wouldn’t mean they are ready to mount a title tilt next season.

They have to get there first and McCoist is wary of thinking even an Old Firm win will suggest his troops are ready for a bigger battle. The Ibrox gaffer has enough on his plate in the short term and insisted beating their old foes doesn’t mean his club won’t need to strengthen further.

He said: “No matter if we beat Kilmarnock and Celtic there’s no way we are ready to win the top flight.

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“Do we need new players? Absolutely. To compete right at the top. The boys we have brought in are free transfers.

“Look at the lads who left us, we paid £2.5m for Naismith, £2.5m for Whittaker, we paid millions for Davis and we brought in free transfers. So it’s not rocket science to work it out.

“We have a long way to go before we are anywhere near competing for the top-flight title.”

Even if they get the better of the champions?

McCoist said: “I understand that thinking. But Inverness beat Celtic this season and how many people now think they’ll win the league?

“Same with Hamilton. They’re going great but I don’t think they will win the league. In a one-off game a lot of teams are capable of giving Celtic a game and occasionally beating them.

“But over a Grand National course I don’t think there’s any that would give them a run for their money.”

Whether McCoist will get the new signings he needs is still not clear.

The new Mike Ashley regime is plotting in the background but the Gers boss has yet to learn whether he will have money to spend in January or next summer.

He said: “I don’t know, I’ll have to wait and see. That’s not been spoken about. I’m the same as every other manager – we’d all love to strengthen our squads.

“I’ve been in dialogue with the chairman but football matters like that haven’t been discussed yet.

“That’s not yet happened with the new regime. But it hadn’t yet happened to any real degree with Graham Wallace or Philip Nash either. I’ve been dealing with the chairman for the last couple of weeks. He’s been up on a far more regular basis and is actively pursuing a new chief executive.”

McCoist hasn’t notice too much change since Ashley’s power play at the end of last month.

At least the situation at Ibrox hasn’t got worse, no mean feat these last few years, but he has continued to keep his head down and focus on matters on the pitch.

McCoist said: “I don’t know if it’s more stable. It’s certainly not less stabilised. It is what it is and it’s fine. It’s business as usual for the playing and coaching staff, as it has been all season. We’re concentrating on trying to get results.”

That includes today’s visit of Falkirk where Rangers are looking to make it eight wins on the spin.

The Light Blues are motoring after a stalling start and determined to keep the pressure on leaders Hearts.

Gers have not been used to playing catch-up after strolling to the League One and Two titles but striker Jon Daly vows they’re relishing the chase.

He said: “We have turned the corner. We have been playing some good stuff lately and the results have come.

“We need to keep winning and putting pressure on Hearts. Hopefully they will start dropping points and we can close the gap.

“Last season we won the league comfortably so this is the first time I have been in a campaign where we have been chasing the title.

“It’s a good pressure to be under. It’s a challenge I am enjoying. It keeps you on the edge and on your toes.”

Oh Dear. Not good news for Sevconians. Ally's on the lookout for a warchest again.

[bennett]

Are Killie and them really unbeatable footballing machines....