Swampy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 For some reason I've got "Ruby, don't take your love to town" by kenny Rogers in my head now. That this only has two greens is crime of the century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 apparently he was a big gun fan, and used to go the shooting range when he couldn't sleep. http://deadspin.com/5984249/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm hoping to God that he had shotgun attachments for his stumps. That would be a glorious way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Reeva Steenkamp RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Surely Oscar can't be the first man to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over the wife's face while imagining she's someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You would have thought an Olympic standard sprinter would have made a run for it after hearing a gun shot( or four)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 RIP NIP surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A magnetic running track would be amazing fun. Hault them whenever you felt like it or change the poles and make them jump... Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Will he be allowed his blades in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Will he be allowed his blades in jail? No, this will be his Shortshanks Redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Where's skyline to drifter to tell us whether or not he meant to shoot her isn't important. Can't let a spot of murder get in the road of a feel good story. I wonder whether Nike and Osiris will pay for his lawyers this time. If he can get the case moved to Cas he might get off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRFC2711 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red Violets are glorious Just don't creep up On Oscar Pretorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRFC2711 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pistorious bloody ipad spoiled it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pistorious bloody ipad spoiled it... What are you doing with his bloody ipad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Reeva Steenkamp Would've Couple of extra holes in her now for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Would've Still would, ther'll be more heat in her than a greggs steakbake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRFC2711 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pistorious bloody ipad spoiled it... Yeah, the iPad and not the fact it was posted about 6 hours ago, was what ruined it. Roses are red And Couches are burst I'm off to bed Because i have done Plagiarism at its very worst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 In before xbl asks if it's ok to joke about it yet. Does he get a paralegal? He might have done if he hadn't shot her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 He might have done if he hadn't shot her. xbl shot her? Wow, Cheesey Wotsits everywhere,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm surprised he didn't leg it after he shot his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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