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An absolute classic episode 4 +1 just now, Homer's Phobia (the 'gay episode').

" You know me Marge; I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAAAAAMING!"

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"You people are all sick!"

"Oh be nice!"

"Listen up everyone; we work hard and we play hard!"

"Bart, where did you get that shirt?"

"It came out of the closet"

"Zzzzaaap!"

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An absolute classic episode 4 +1 just now, Homer's Phobia (the 'gay episode').

" You know me Marge; I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAAAAAMING!"

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"You people are all sick!"

"Oh be nice!"

"Listen up everyone; we work hard and we play hard!"

"Bart, where did you get that shirt?"

"It came out of the closet"

"Zzzzaaap!"

'Hot Stuff Coming through'

'Can We come out now Mr Gay Man'

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Watched Burns' Heir the other night for the first time in years and one scene had me quite literally rolling over laughing. You forget how funny Homer was in the older episodes.

Scene: Bart is used to the high life Burns is providing him. He is back home and pinging peas at Lisa's head and generally being a little shit. Lisa complains and Marge asks Homer to have a word with Bart.

Homer: Okaaaaay! Lisa, stop getting in front of your wealthy brother's peas!

Marge: Mmmmm!

Bart: Oh yuk, meatloaf! My most hated of all loaves!

Bart takes the food from his plate and gives it to Santa's Little Helper.

Homer: Huuuuh! That was the end piece! That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Fookin excellent. Classic Homer, his belly rules his brain!

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sideshow bob is vastly underused imo,

i heard a song on the radio the other day that reminds me of one of bobs best bits, when on his honeymoon with selma and he rigs the room to blow

he starts singing the song "something stupid" but chnages the lyrics to

"And then i go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like explode you"

classic sideshow bob

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