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Homer The Great on right now.

'I always wondered if there was a God, and now I know there is. And it's me.'

'You're not a god, Homer.'

'Remember Dad, all glory is fleeting.'

'So?'

'Beware the Ides of March.'

'No.'

'You think you're happy now, but nothing lasts forever.'

'Everything lasts forever.'

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Last one, honestly (know it's already been mentioned but hilarious):

Marge: Have you noticed any changes in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No. He looks like something's bothering him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: We could get more involved Bart's activities but then I'd be scared of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

Brilliant scene.

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You only move twice starting on channel four now.

Just started watching it:

Cypress Creek, where dreams come true!

[Disclaimer]

Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.

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You only move twice starting on channel four now.

That's my favourite simpsons episode ever. Well that or the daredevil episode.

"Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!"

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That's my favourite simpsons episode ever. Well that or the daredevil episode.

"Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!"

Agreed. (Well apart from the daredevil episode)

Hank Scorpio is my favourite one-off character.

"stop that man, he's supposed to die"

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Agreed. (Well apart from the daredevil episode)

Hank Scorpio is my favourite one-off character.

"stop that man, he's supposed to die"

Scorpio is brilliant.

He was originally meant to be the bad guy in the movie - shame they never went through with that.

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