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"I'm sorry Mr Simpson but if you don't come up with that money by tomorrow, the bank is going to take back your house."

"Well good luck finding it because I'm going to take the numbers off tonight!"

"Well we'll look for the house with no numbers."

"I'll take off the numbers on the neighbours' house!"

"So then we'll look for the house next to the house with no numbers!"

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Attention, this is Principal Skinner, your principal with a message from the principal's office. All students please proceed immediately to assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium.

Damn I wish we hadn't let the students name that one!

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"Mom this is really scary, I'm going to get my first F ever!"

"Cheer up! So you're not good at sports, it's a very small part of life."

"Sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports! Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports!"

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