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Blame it on Lisa is on Sky 1 just now.

Marge: We've met you m any times Miss Nagel, why do you keep changing jobs?

Lindsey: I'm a sexual predator.

So to add to your footballing crimes we can have "quoting post-S9 Simpsons episodes"

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Homer; " Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator, they're about six feet tall, about 300 pounds, they make ice and.....oh, actually a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman"

............many Duffs later........

Homer; "So I says ye, if you want that money then come and find it coz I don't know where your money is ya baloney....you make me wanna wretch" ....ZZZZzzzzz

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Homer; " Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator, they're about six feet tall, about 300 pounds, they make ice and.....oh, actually a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman"

............many Duffs later........

Homer; "So I says ye, if you want that money then come and find it coz I don't know where your money is ya baloney....you make me wanna wretch" ....ZZZZzzzzz

Always loved drunken Homer. Especially:

Edited by Sweaty Morph
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Bigger brothers' episode is on just now.

Big brother; " Come on Bart. You should know better than to talk to strangers"

Homer; "For your information I'm the boys father"

Big brother; " The drunken gambler?"

Homer; " That's right. And who might you be?" :lol:

Don't say revenge don't say revenge

Uh, revenge?

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Bart singing: "You don't win friends with salad" Homer joins in "You don't win friends with salad" and they conga out of shot and return with Marge having joined them "You don't win friends with salad". Lisa: "Mom!" Marge: Sorry, I got caught up in the rhythm"

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