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Saw an email earlier from someone saying "My email account was hacked, please ignore the last email...". I must have ignored the last email anyway so checked back and "she" had cc'd every other firm in Edinburgh to tell them she wanted to suck some cock!

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After two months of head splitting stress I finally got the keys today for my new flat.

Everyone's invited to the housewarming party!*

*not everyone is invited.

Can we have a list of specifically who is and who is not permitted to attend? Thanks in advance.

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Can we have a list of specifically who is and who is not permitted to attend? Thanks in advance.

I've used the good guy/w**k system to decide. Sure you can guess who falls on which side of the divide.

I will go if you do.

w**k.

Have you got a BEAST mobile DJ lined up yet?

No. The job's yours.

I'm going regardless.

Just don't shite in my kettle and we'll get along just fine.

Of course. Now Fartp***k Pisshole have shat it, Im at a loose end this evening.

That is right up there with Sir Allshit Ferguscum. Stellar work, Mozza.

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Naitch = w**k

Settle down. Wasn't being serious.

Yes I was. w**k.

Lol jk

Oi.

Your names not down so your not coming in.

Just leave it.

I've already earmarked BigFatTabbyDave as doorman so you'll need to fight out with him for that gig.

Preferably in some sort of mud wrestling contest.

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Was it only throbber who didn't get the address, invite and dress code?

Yes.

Rave on.

Any requests?

Got any Russ Abbott?

Bit uncomfortable to be the only one in a dress with Sweet Pete winking at me. Still, the cokes fine..

Just wait until he starts on the Baileys and gets all handsy.

Naitch, have these sockets been hard wire tested?

I don't want my guitar amp blowing up mid solo.

Do you often have bother blowing up mid solo?

Check her with her tits out!

Swampy made it then! :D

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