Deeboy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm watching total Italian football on BT. She presents it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Nut, widna. No as gorgeous as the puggy in the Arctic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Nut, widna. No as gorgeous as the puggy in the Arctic. You know your limitations. Good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm watching total Italian football on BT. image.jpeg She presents it. Somebody has shoved a leg up her bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Somebody has shoved a leg up her bum. I prefer to look at it as she's shoved her bum onto someone's leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 You know your limitations. Good man. Bite my shite. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Karaoke at The Hole I' The Wa' doesn't disappoint, there is some c**t going through The Harper Valley PTA with a chainsaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Karaoke at The Hole I' The Wa' doesn't disappoint, there is some c**t going through The Harper Valley PTA with a chainsaw. It's like that most nights of the week, my favourite pub on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Some dafty has started a thread over on the Juniors Forum claiming to be looking for a team in the west to go watch that have a ground suitable for bringing a pram in so he can do laps of the park with the baby! :lol:Made me chuckle! Would they have room for a modest gazebo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Watching Clapton on TV before watching my wee team in action. I'd like to hate the c**t for ruining the night at the SECC a couple of years ago but in reality I love his music and performances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Finally found the autoreplace option on my phone and turned it off. No more typing in a word and having it replaced by something nonsensical. Phone has email addresses in the learned dictionary so if i typed weird it replaced it with weirdcal email address. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Back on the tropical skittles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My wife has decided that she doesn't want any more Cava after just one and a half glasses. I'll be forced to drink the rest myself. I'd have a guilty conscience if I wasted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My wife has decided that she doesn't want any more Cava after just one and a half glasses. I'll be forced to drink the rest myself. I'd have a guilty conscience if I wasted it. What's your excuse for the 2nd bottle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just had to endure a week of sobriety to keep sharp for a boxing exhibition tonight. Now it's out of the way I have been caning all the booze in the house and admiring my assorted injuries (some sort of friction burned arm, black big toe, giant bloody nose, cut lips). Work at 7am will be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 The size of dram you get in The Station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 My gf would be happy not finishing a bottle of cabs and leaving the remainder in the fridge for another day. Even if it was only two mouthfuls. If I wasn't a gentleman I would ask how big your gf's mouth is. How big is you gf's mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 After 7 months in the wilderness I am moving back to Scotland next week, just in time for the football season ending - perfect timing having witnessed a few games this year. Unfortunately it's likely I'll only return for 6 months before moving on again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) Got a B for my dissertation. Considering the main body of it was written in a week, I'm pretty happy. With 2 more A's I should end up with a first class degree, hopefully. Edited April 13, 2016 by DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Won a 'competition' (I got my picture taken with a man in a bunny costume) recently and won a £50 H&M gift card, went in after work and spent it. When I got home I noticed on the receipt the lassie hasn't rung them through the till so I still have money left on the gift card 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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