throbber Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I take it Mrs throbbers family always give you socks for Christmas. I have never heard this joke made on here before, I hope your proud of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I have never heard this joke made on here before, I hope your proud of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 http://www.engadget.com/2015/10/21/dominos-dxp-pizza-delivery-car/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 There's been a guy stuck outside my office in a cherry picker for the best part of 3 hours just now Was up pruning trees and the machine must have decided to pack in with him about 30 foot off the ground. Poor guy having to stand up there in a blizzard earlier! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 There's been a guy stuck outside my office in a cherry picker for the best part of 3 hours just now Was up pruning trees and the machine must have decided to pack in with him about 30 foot off the ground. Poor guy having to stand up there in a blizzard earlier! Hope he had a phone with him, or he's essentially Aberdeen's David Blaine. Stop throwing eggs at the poor b*****d and call the emergency services FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Arseholes, ARSEHOLES, who go into the Co Op with their handful of lottery tickets to get the cashier to check them for them. The place was mobbed, and I had to wait behind this fucking idiot who proceeded to have a conversation with the eejit behind my in the queue about how poorly wee Chantelle and Harley were, and how Chantelle was in to "get blood tane fae her tae see whit iz up n' at" and how they would have to be more "precautious" with her due to her condition. Then she hands over about a dozen lottery tickets. No winners, and walked away saying dunno how I can afford the bingo now the night, I'm skint. An absolute ARSEHOLE. Check the tickets yourself you stupid cow. Now my steak slice is cold. ^^^Seething, Head's Gone. This post made me smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 This post made me smile. Thought I had posted that in the wrong topic for a minute there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Got a free pass for cinema tomorrow so going to see the new film out with Julia Roberts in it. On Saturday me and the girlfriend are going out for dinner on our club are points, so two fun events without having to spend anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Got a free pass for cinema tomorrow so going to see the new film out with Julia Roberts in it. On Saturday me and the girlfriend are going out for dinner on our club are points, so two fun events without having to spend anything. Mmm...I'd hold fire on that claim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 It looks pretty good, the best that was available anyway. Might go out for a few beers for the rugby as well on Saturday so will be an action packed weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Got a new job. With the same company so just an internal move, and for the same salary. But it's back working in Inverness and it's in a sector i actually want to work in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Hospitality on Saturday at dens park which means free drink ☺The downside is its Dens Park.PS enjoy your day anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Hospitality on Saturday at dens park which means free drink ☺Have the fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I have just started my last ever shift in Scotland and I literally have no idea when I'll next be working. :bigfuckingmassivesmiley: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Single. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 your skills are transferable if working in the oil industry. This is true, the lad is a Masseur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 The Cheeky Girls on The Last Leg, they have done well to avoid the biscuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Start my new job on Wednesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Scallops and chorizo for lunch. Had large breaded prawns with it, should have had some black pudding instead. Nonetheless very enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Scallops and chorizo for lunch. Had large breaded prawns with it, should have had some black pudding instead. Nonetheless very enjoyable. Have it with black pudding with prosciutto crisped under a grill on a slice of garlic bread.Magic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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