Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: How sad is this.. my car exterior is the same shade of darker blue and the interior the paler blue. I would have been born a Dundonian were it not for a sudden job relocation of my old man and I think there must be some innate yearning for the clear blue waters of the Tay and the darker blue of the Dees. And here's me thinking that your shite sartorial sense taste thing was your biggest problem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: First spoiler is my mate gets his lip split by Spud and another makes Renton and Sick Boy strip. Tell your wife they make her feet look big. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 As if blue suede loafers and turquoise socks weren't bad enough....is that a hint of 'stone washed' denim I detect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 My mum was telling us she never goes to the cinema alone as the last time she did was in Aberdeen and a man sidled up to her and exposed himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 50 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum was telling us she never goes to the cinema alone as the last time she did was in Aberdeen and a man sidled up to her and exposed himself. @Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: My mum was telling us she never goes to the cinema alone as the last time she did was in Aberdeen and a man sidled up to her and exposed himself. I've always wondered how one "sidles"? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I've always wondered how one "sidles"? Asking for a friend. Can you not remember how you did it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Can you not remember how you did it? If it was more than 24 hours ago I will definitely have forgotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 My mate recently signed a contract with WWE and he's over there for the Royal Rumble. On Sunday I'll be in this shitehole we grew up in and he'll be backstage mixing with the likes of Undertaker, HHH, Goldberg and JAAAAAHHNNN CEEEENAAAAA. p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: My mate recently signed a contract with WWE and he's over there for the Royal Rumble. On Sunday I'll be in this shitehole we grew up in and he'll be backstage mixing with the likes of Undertaker, HHH, Goldberg and JAAAAAHHNNN CEEEENAAAAA. p***k. You'll be relaxing watching the telly with a can and your friend will be at work wiping sweat off thighs or whatever. Think positive! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You'll be relaxing watching the telly with a can and your friend will be at work wiping sweat off thighs or whatever. Think positive! I don't have any cans. You've just made it fucking worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: I don't have any cans. You've just made it fucking worse. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Out tomorrow for first time in 3 weeks. I've got 4 tennents and I can't believe I'm away to say this but 2 bottles of wine. Wine is probably now my favourite alcoholic drink, for the house anyway. Getting auld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Out tomorrow for first time in 3 weeks. I've got 4 tennents and I can't believe I'm away to say this but 2 bottles of wine. Wine is probably now my favourite alcoholic drink, for the house anyway. Getting auld. Favoured by tramps and the upper classes for its convenience, means you don't have to go for a pish 20 times in a night like with lager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Favoured by tramps and the upper classes for its convenience, means you don't have to go for a pish 20 times in a night like with lager I'm definitely more of a tramp, drink it from the bottle. But aye, it tastes nice, don't have to drink too much, don't get too bloated, less trips to the toilet and it gets you pished relatively quickly. A good pished too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 20 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Favoured by tramps and the upper classes for its convenience, means you don't have to go for a pish 20 times in a night like with lager Not. Wine is what one drinks with a meal. Any fool kens this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Decided it's now or never to try my long held desire of being self-employed, and given my recent redundancy it seems like the perfect time to give it a go. Been pricing jobs and looking like I may have sufficient work coming to make a go of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 14 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Out tomorrow for first time in 3 weeks. I've got 4 tennents and I can't believe I'm away to say this but 2 bottles of wine. Wine is probably now my favourite alcoholic drink, for the house anyway. Getting auld. I had a couple of pints in pubs yesterday and it was the first alcoholic beer I'd had since July. Can't believe how often I had to go for a pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 RTBC.. getting your shopping packed by the University of Edinburgh Cheerleaders team. Fa. King. Hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 39 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Decided it's now or never to try my long held desire of being self-employed, and given my recent redundancy it seems like the perfect time to give it a go. Been pricing jobs and looking like I may have sufficient work coming to make a go of it. Best of luck, hope it works out for you, something I coulda and probably shoulda done but didnae 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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