Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Nae luck I'm away to get blootered, I only get earworms when I'm sober Lucky b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 That's a good point, I wonder how they've got rid of those expansion joints on the new one.They have 1 at each end apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Steak pie for tea. Missus b working, kids are going to grannies for the night. Sit and watch football highlights with a few drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I was fucking wrong. Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid on repeat into the wee small hours Everything’s better down where it’s wetter take it from me! (did you pish the bed by any chance?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 58 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: No but I spilled my morning mug of tea all over myself. Welcome back to planet sober 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 25/10/2019 at 17:13, MixuFixit said: That's a good point, I wonder how they've got rid of those expansion joints on the new one. The more important question is "why". Clearly an attempt by the spooks to stop kidnapped dissidents from recognising the route they were transported across. Saw a documentary about it years ago. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Was in a takeaway pizza place earlier. Just placed my order and paid when this guy walked in explained he was from the flat above the pizza place and needed advice. He explained that his flat was on fire and asked what he should do. I saw the pizza money going down the drain and was mentally preparing to head off to get pizza elsewhere. However, one brave chef stayed behind with me and as the firemen turned up and started piling into the tenements with their helmets on and hoses at the ready my brave chef finished my order. He may well now be under the ceiling of the flat above as the deluge of water from the fire hoses pours in or the flames engulf him but if so he died a hero’s death. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Was in a takeaway pizza place earlier. Just placed my order and paid when this guy walked in explained he was from the flat above the pizza place and needed advice. He explained that his flat was on fire and asked what he should do. I saw the pizza money going down the drain and was mentally preparing to head off to get pizza elsewhere. However, one brave chef stayed behind with me and as the firemen turned up and started piling into the tenements with their helmets on and hoses at the ready my brave chef finished my order. He may well now be under the ceiling of the flat above as the deluge of water from the fire hoses pours in or the flames engulf him but if so he died a hero’s death. Grimbo causing more havoc, what’s he like eh?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Was in a takeaway pizza place earlier. Just placed my order and paid when this guy walked in explained he was from the flat above the pizza place and needed advice. He explained that his flat was on fire and asked what he should do. I saw the pizza money going down the drain and was mentally preparing to head off to get pizza elsewhere. However, one brave chef stayed behind with me and as the firemen turned up and started piling into the tenements with their helmets on and hoses at the ready my brave chef finished my order. He may well now be under the ceiling of the flat above as the deluge of water from the fire hoses pours in or the flames engulf him but if so he died a hero’s death. Wait, this clowns reaction to his house being on fire is to casually stroll downstairs and ask for advice?!? Torn between using the Moss GIF or the It's fine comic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Was in a takeaway pizza place earlier. Just placed my order and paid when this guy walked in explained he was from the flat above the pizza place and needed advice. He explained that his flat was on fire and asked what he should do. I saw the pizza money going down the drain and was mentally preparing to head off to get pizza elsewhere. However, one brave chef stayed behind with me and as the firemen turned up and started piling into the tenements with their helmets on and hoses at the ready my brave chef finished my order. He may well now be under the ceiling of the flat above as the deluge of water from the fire hoses pours in or the flames engulf him but if so he died a hero’s death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Wait, this clowns reaction to his house being on fire is to casually stroll downstairs and ask for advice?!? Torn between using the Moss GIF or the It's fine comic. Yes. He had thought of calling the fire brigade but didn’t know the number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 59 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Wait, this clowns reaction to his house being on fire is to casually stroll downstairs and ask for advice?!? Torn between using the Moss GIF or the It's fine comic. He should've posted his request for advice on Facebook like everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Grimbo causing more havoc, what’s he like eh?! Crispy pizzas. mmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Yes. He had thought of calling the fire brigade but didn’t know the number. The wife genuinely came out with this once when I needed an ambulance. She was only here on holiday and didn't know what number to call, so she had to go out and ask some random strangers. Apparently dialling 911 works here too, so she obviously didn't even try. She's like the worst Columbo villain ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: He should've posted his request for advice on Facebook like everyone else. I think I posted a screenshot on the Facebook thread a couple of months ago a post of a woman asking what to do if her daughter is having breathing difficulties. Incredible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I think I posted a screenshot on the Facebook thread a couple of months ago a post of a woman asking what to do if her daughter is having breathing difficulties. Incredible. Ok my god is she ok hon? Thoughts and prayers, be a wear. xoxoxoxoxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 When someone in work forgets to take their change from the vending machine, and you get a packet of crisps or bar or chocolate for 30p 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned...in other news, the Beatles have split up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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