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Dropped my boy at school today, and walked past a fat monstrosity who was dropping off her spawn too. She was stood at the gate, cigarette in one hand, pram in the other and her son was munching on a steak bake. After he had finished she said "Gie's that fucking poke, and get to school!"

I'm not going to lie, it made me feel so much better about myself.

Not littering though! She probably recycled that wrapper too.

Clearly an angel.

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Flights to Amsterdam booked for next month. I currently have 3 holidays booked with a 4th in the pipeline.

[The Phoenix]You'll struggle to fit that one in.[/The Phoenix]
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Away to board a south african airways flight it just makes want to burst into song

"Ive never met a nice south african and thats not bloody surprising "

I took one flight with them and they were actually all very nice.

In fact virtually every South African was very nice.

This made me feel bad for singing the song everywhere I went.

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I took one flight with them and they were actually all very nice.

 

In fact virtually every South African was very nice.

 

This made me feel bad for singing the song everywhere I went.

I know the business class is up there but everytime i board one of there planes i just want to burst into it and they are a good bunch of people to work with

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