Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Tbh if you were blind drunk I'd imagine anything would seem attractive; even lady Hamilton fans. Don't worry, there's someone for everyone. What a tragic little man you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Cheers. 2 mins 20 seconds. A personal best! Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Cheers. 2 mins 20 seconds. I had her knickers off in 19 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 I had her knickers off in 19 seconds. Too tight for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 In away for my birthday oats. Hope you had a good day Mozza' and the 'trembler' was (ahem,cough) 'to your satisfaction'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 What a tragic little man you are. Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. Better than shagging a 14 year old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Better than shagging a 14 year old Not quite the same if you're basically the same age though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. Pretty sure Bert is a middle aged man? If I was a single, middle aged man and managed to pull a 21 year old, I'd be quite pleased tbh. On yerself, Bert. Better than shagging a 14 year old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Pretty sure Bert is a middle aged man? If I was a single, middle aged man and managed to pull a 21 year old, I'd be quite pleased tbh. On yerself, Bert. I'm 32 ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Better than shagging a 14 year old Gaun' yerself, Bert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Not quite the same if you're basically the same age though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Weeperdee calling folk tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Birthday today, got a free cake from work, sent home 2 hours early as a present then my aunt showed up and dropped off some brahma beer and magners for the football tonight :thumbsup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 If Germany win on Sunday, I win about £3500. This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 This Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Deutschland uber alles ! Rio Ferdinand, Adrian Chiles, please get to f*ck. Well done, Monkman.................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Won the world cup sweepstake at work woo hoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Knob of a taxi driver just took a call from his daughter saying she wouldn't be needing a lift home cause she was staying at Sophie's. "who's that?", the knob replies. "you don't know her". Definitely getting pumped, boy was seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 This Don't spend it all at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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