jagfox Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 The arseholes kept me waiting all day and only phoned 20 minutes ago to let me know I got the job. They are no longer arseholes. Well done m8. You'll be used to Eh Ton fecking up your weekends anyway. Congratulations on the new job. For any tips on Amazon life check with Gordie boy the Pars fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 The arseholes kept me waiting all day and only phoned 20 minutes ago to let me know I got the job. They are no longer arseholes. Congratulations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Shit, I only have 1, should have read sister has moved out! And I'm sorry son but she's away staying with her boyfriend!!! Superb, quite weird at the same time though. Me next... Let her know she's a shit guy and Mizfit is awaiting her mobile number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Let her know she's a shit guy and Mizfit is awaiting her mobile number. Why? Do you need tips from her on how to be a shit guy as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Why? Do you need tips from her on how to be a shit guy as well? Why not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 RTBC: Recieved an email from my National Lottery online account saying they had "exciting lifechanging news" for me. PTTGOYN: I'd only won £5.60! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Send £2 a month to supply fresh, clean drinking water. Don't make Subatu walk those 10miles a day you heartless soul. Why doesn't she move closer to the well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Send £8 a month for this scenario. Give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach him to fish you feed him for life. You're welcome Subatu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Subatu is fish intolerant you cruel bastartd.Intolerance is not acceptable, everyone needs to learn to get along.Cancelled my £2 to that anti fish subatu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Send one of these, might speed things up a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) Suggestions for Dundee Street names http://dundee.stv.tv/articles/316757-rejected-dundee-waterfront-street-names-suggested-by-public/ Lorne Square. Genius. Edited April 11, 2015 by Tamdunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Suggestions for Dundee Street names http://dundee.stv.tv/articles/316757-rejected-dundee-waterfront-street-names-suggested-by-public/ Lorne Square. Genius. There's one in Edinburgh.. Off Easter road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 There's one in Edinburgh.. Off Easter road Is it a link road to somewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Suggestions for Dundee Street names http://dundee.stv.tv/articles/316757-rejected-dundee-waterfront-street-names-suggested-by-public/ Lorne Square. Genius. Bean there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 There's probably not mushroom there to do anything anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 There's probably not mushroom there to do anything anyway.You do waffle on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 You do waffle on. Your punning ability is impressive. A toast to you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Give a man a fish you feed him for a day, give him a fishing rod and he'll be stealing car keys through letter boxes. You're welcome Subatu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Don't get saucy with him. Don't start these puns too early, it takes me a while to ketchup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 PUNS ARE SHITE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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