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I bough myself a #dece car last Sunday. Pumping out 190bhp and it's a fucking diesel.

Doss folk were giving it 'how car you afford that so close to Christmas' and I was like 'bitches pls, I'm TheScarf, it's ok, I can afford it'.

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Is this what it has come to? Is this now war? ClubDECE v P&B? If so, I'm ready.

We shall fight them on the beaches - Marbs natch, v. v. v. Dece locaysh & giving us home advantage - we shall fight them in the nightclubs - in between smashing DECEbombs and pulling 8/9/10 out of 10's obv - we shall fight them on long weekends to Vegas - chartered flight, champagne flowing, we can afford it - we shall never surrender, and we will win. We will win this war, because we are ClubDECE!!!

#forthecollectormhakandswampy #DECEinourtime

^^^ ha ha ha ha fucking hell
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Got ANOTHER two DECEmas parties this weekend. One with work (where I make big stacks) today and one with the #LADS from the football team I play for and manage. You'd think it might be tough finding the time to fit everything in when you're this popular, but when you're #DECE like I am, you just deal with it.

#DECEmber #festive #popular #somanyparties #expensive #itsokicanaffordit

will one of you please tell him ha
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Off to Newcastle today with a few #LADS from DunDECE to get abso MWI and then go to the Newcastle v Arsenal game tomorrow, if any of the Club DECE boys are about then give me a shout, DECE bombs are on me.

"But it's so close to Christmas, is that not a bit too expensive?" betas like heedthebaa will ask me. "Of course not" I'll reply. "I'm J_Stewart and I can afford it!"

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Off to Newcastle today with a few #LADS from DunDECE to get abso MWI and then go to the Newcastle v Arsenal game tomorrow, if any of the Club DECE boys are about then give me a shout, DECE bombs are on me.

"But it's so close to Christmas, is that not a bit too expensive?" betas like heedthebaa will ask me. "Of course not" I'll reply. "I'm J_Stewart and I can afford it!"

I'm heading down to the game tomorrow m8. Don't know you personally, but I could make the call to Alan ParDece to sort out some extra space in my hospitality box for you and your #LADS. #champagnefromthebottle

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