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Quentin Taranbino

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Think he is implying why all the struggle over years walking to mount doom when the eagle could have given the fellowship a wee lift and ended it in days.

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Think he is implying why all the struggle over years walking to mount doom when the eagle could have given the fellowship a wee lift and ended it in days.

Bingo.

Admittedly in the books, it is much better explained, with the status of eagles in the wars, and the issues over who defends what entrances to Mordor, but in the film it just comes completely out of left field.

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stick your LOTR talk to another thread ffs :P

back to star wars, rumour has it that anakins padawan ashoka tano will appear in the series "star wars: rebels"

should be interesting to see what they do with her, her and anakin were really close at the end of the clone wars cartoons so hopefully she plays a big part

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Firstly, 3PO refers to everyone that is male as 'Master', e.g. 'Master Han', 'Master Chewbacca', 'Master Anakin' etc. He's a protocol droid, and this is the correct protocol when referring to people. This is why he calls Leia 'Mistress Leia' as well.

not seen much of the force unleashed storylines etc, vaders apprentice would be good to see but with the stories about Ford, Hammil and Fisher all being signed up then it would seem the next films will be set about 10-15 years after ROTJ, which is a shame

With Harrison Ford, that won't be a problem with a bit of make up;

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With Mark Hamill it will be very difficult, but not impossible;

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Didn't it burn off?

Maybe he got a smashing new robotic one?

Can you imagine Vader shagging some bird? He must do it, because he has the power, and some bird must find the whole black mask and cape thing sexy. You all know how he sounds when he breathes normally; it must be one of the most imitated noises ever. Now imagine it getting faster. Slowly at first, but the faster and faster as he reaches climax. Then one big vocoder enhanced exhaltation once he's shot his Sith spunk.

Oh Vader. You rascal.

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Maybe he got a smashing new robotic one?

Can you imagine Vader shagging some bird? He must do it, because he has the power, and some bird must find the whole black mask and cape thing sexy. You all know how he sounds when he breathes normally; it must be one of the most imitated noises ever. Now imagine it getting faster. Slowly at first, but the faster and faster as he reaches climax. Then one big vocoder enhanced exhaltation once he's shot his Sith spunk.

Oh Vader. You rascal.

the op REALLY needs to lock this thread now

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The middle section of AotC has to be the most turgid piece o shit in film history - the dialogue for the Padme-Anakin love story is bad but made even worse by the wooden acting of the male lead and the complete lack of any sexual chemistry.

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Meant to be a stand alone film for Boba Fett - that I would like to see.

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I would want it to happen, despite the fear they'd f**k it up, and make him look shite.

I'd be easy enough to do, considering Dengar finds him spat out by the Sarlacc, with no recollection of who he is.

HK-47 is a far better bounty hunter though 'meat-bags'

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