Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 There are loads in the next village though. Gay Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Most Uruguayan horses are raised in the fields surrounding Neigh Bentos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Meanwhile, Dundee has a new menace on its streets in the form of a hellraising gang of homosexual bikers known as the Tay Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Every army marches on it's stomach And the Cuban revolutionary forces owed a big debt to their cook Che Bentos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Many Aberdonians received compensation after the 1964 outbreak in a court case which became known as Pay Bentos. ... immediately followed by the 40 year period which became known as Nae Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 ... immediately followed by the 40 year period which became known as Nae Bentos. In the interim there was the short-lived and far less successful line, Clay bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbert Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Uruguayan state TV is currently filming a reboot of Happy Days. The studios are located in the town of Aaaayyyy Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 St johnstone have never won a major trophy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Given the anniversary of the outbreak is this month, this time of the year is commonly referred to May Bentos by older Aberdonians. Apparently the contaminated tin went missing as Willie Lows tried to cover the whole thing up, leading to these older Aberdonians still being terrified of the Stray Bentos which could infect us all at any time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Apparently the contaminated tin went missing as Willie Lows tried to cover the whole thing up, leading to these older Aberdonians still being terrified of the Stray Bentos which could infect us all at any time. It was rumoured a spicy version was gonna be called Malay Bentos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 When you're finished cooking in their disposable tins, they're ideal for putting out fags. Ashtray Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 When you're finished cooking in their disposable tins, they're ideal for putting out fags. Ashtray Bentos. If you put the lid back on, they can also make handy hidey-holes for red squirrels. Drey Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Several of these foil tins cobbled together make an ideal sledge for alpine shenanigans. Wahey Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Put the squirrels in a boat and sail into port tying up at Quay Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Barcelona's weekend league decider against Atletico was always doomed to failure for the Catalans when former manager Gerardo Martino insisted everyone ate exactly the same pre match meal. Midfielder Xavi was dropped after questioning this. "¿Por qué Bentos?" asked the 6 foot midfield powerhouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The most popular rapper in Uruguay is Dr Dre Bentos. Unlike his American near-namesake though, he does have a PhD in Medicine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) An anagram of "Fray Bentos" is "Farty Bones", which coincidentally is the secret ingredient in their meat pies. Edited May 20, 2014 by Albino Rover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Uruguay's foremost crime syndicate is run by Kray Bentos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 There was a near riot last week when Montevideo's premier convenience store ran out of Urguguay's favourite mint/ fruit confectionery. He has to put a sign in the window saying "Nae Mentos". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) The highest point in San Francisco's Castro district is Brae Bentos. Edited May 20, 2014 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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