Archie Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Arsene Wenger has a younger sister named Senga. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Dick Van Dyke's real name is actually Penis Van Lesbian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 On top of that, Kilmarnock F.C., founded in 1869, amassed a total of 432 points in the SPL era. Sorry that's not true. It's a cumulative total of 432 points since 1869. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Drummer Mick Fleetwood, of Fleetwood Mac fame, had an uncle on his mothers side that accidentally invented masking tape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 The popular novel "The Bible" is based on a true story.Facts that are actually true thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 As of 22nd May 2014, former Hearts and Rangers defender Dave McPherson is only 4.7 miles short of knitting the worlds longest scarf. The current record stands at 33.74 miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Yaya Toure has withdrawn from this year's World Cup after he was told that he had to sit at the front of the team bus not up the back with the older, cooler kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 There are more prostitutes than trees across the Orkney Isles. Additionally, northern neighbour Shetland has the highest prostitutes per head of population of any region / city in the UK, largely attributed to the high number of offshore workers who pass through. I suppose it is better than offshore workers who follow through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbert Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 In his student days, David Cameron was a fledgling stand-up comic. After an unfortunate incident involving a heckler and a carrot at a gig in Plymouth, he decided politics was a less traumatic career path. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Jeremy Kyle has openly admitted he will never accept Leigh griffiths on the show to deal with DNA testing because his DNA closely resembles a cabbage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) In 1710, Louis XIV outlawed the production of garlic wine - or 'eclat de lune' in French - as he was fearful that the hallucinatory effects of such a beverage would result in a peasant's revolt. To this day it is still illegal to ferment, bottle and consume garlic-based wine in France (and many former French colonies.) Edited May 23, 2014 by BigRubberFist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Washing windows creates an electro-static charge that attracts dirt to the other side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Garden strimmers are widely thought to be so named as they are "string trimmers". This is untrue. They were in fact invented by Dundonian Brian Strimmer in 1978, hence the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 BMW drivers are the coolest of the cool. Absolute Sex Gods, they can go all night and have enormous genitalia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 BMW drivers are the coolest of the cool. Absolute Sex Gods, they can go all night and have enormous genitalia. Burd leave you for a banker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 World famous band Status Quo are playing an open air gig in Montrose tonight...........wait a minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 World famous band Status Quo are playing an open air gig in Montrose tonight...........wait a minute. Meanwhile, the Montrose Basin nature reserve is (ironically) the largest killer of wild animals in Scotland due to various species being trapped within the wet mudflats or by the exceptionally strong tidal currents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 During a heated meeting of Angus council in 2005 a motion was narrowly defeated that if carried, would have seen Montrose bid for the UK's Super Casino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The original "Mr Muscle" advert actor, died in a tragic accident involving a tea bag which was pegged to a faulty clothes line 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When the Rolling Stones initially formed, they were known as c**t McFuckit and the Shitbreaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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