mizfit Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 1 in 5 convicted pedophiles will end up in a casting for coronation street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 You can contract up to 4,000,000 different diseases from such simple tasks as opening doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Farts leave you at the speed of 87/88mph that's why some folk can smell them before you have finished realising them, depending on the hotness of the fart it can travel forward in time by a few seconds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Far from being one of the great modern speech writers, Winston Churchill was actually illiterate. Ironically, his speeches were written by silent movie star and long-term Churchill advisor Charlie Chaplin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The Jimi Hendrix Song "If 6 were 9" is about the problems of dyslexia, along with "Manic Depression" it was intended to form a trilogy but he died before he could record "The Irrational Fear of Lizards Boogie" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 It is possible to contract bovine leukosis if mixing different milk brands together (e.g. using the last bit of milk from one carton and pouring it into another type sourced from different breeds of cattle). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Bobby Moore invented the skip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Debbie Does Dallas is a blue movie involving a Scottish referee and Paul Daniels' Magical Assistant. Seventh Day Adventist's Advent Calendars only have seven days. Rugby games last for 80 minutes so that the players can get to the pub 10 minutes before those playing football Fend Shui is Chinese for Moving Furniture for no fckn reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The average IQ level in Bo'ness was found to be 10 points higher than in Linlithgow due to the invigorating effects of sea breezes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 When a tree falls in a forrest the sound of silence is ten times louder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Trees listen to Simon and Garfunkle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Porcelain figures and made with the tears of clowns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Are* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) He was also a man that touched the hand of god Edited September 10, 2013 by Mr Prez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Albert Einstien discovered the theory of relativity whilst eating a chow mein pot noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel sounds ten times louder when listened to in a forest of falling trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) At some point in their life, 1 in 5 children will be kidnapped by the Dutch. The song Hey Mickey was in fact written about Mickey Rourke. Mobile phone usage will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis. Schrodinger created his famous paradox as a justification for killing cats. 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery. I didn't steal most of these. Edited September 11, 2013 by Liam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 After the fall of the dinosaurs the next dominant species was the Giant Dwarf Hamster which ruled for a period of 8 million years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel sounds ten times louder when listened to in a forest of falling trees. I know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Devils dance in the pale moonlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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