tinkerbelle Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 In ten years time, all new products, apart from food, will be made by ourselves on 3D printers. Fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 90% of putts left short do not go in the hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The first-ever Space Shuttle was originally named Elvis, in honour of the late Elvis Presley. The orbiter was later renamed Columbia, as the Reagan administration believed the original nomenclature lacked gravitas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Russia has a much higher than average percentage of good looking young women, mainly because at the end of WWII, there were relatively few Russian men who returned alive and therefore it was only the prettiest of women who got knocked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Standfree has Alzheimer's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Standfree has Alzheimer's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 1/10 people do not like gang rape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Hibs won the Scottish Cup in 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Hibs won the Scottish Cup in 2012 Here we go again..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Rod Hull was a Hull supporter (unlike his roof). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 8crap.com has all this shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 After surviving being struck by lightning sixteen times between 1952 and 1959, storm-chaser Danny La Rue hung up his spurs and went indoors to develop a showbiz career that lasted until 1999 when he was electrocuted by a two-bar electric fire in a Merseyside meth den. Danny, now 81, has since been responsible for an 86% decline in world Electric Eel and Electric Ray populations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 The world record for the greatest number of marbles introduced into the rectal passage stands at an eyewatering 327. The feat was accomplished by Rick Samsonite of Halifax, West Yorkshire, during rehearsals for Channel Four's 'The Word' programme in 1993. Sadly, the record-breaking attempt was never broadcast, as Mr Samsonite broke wind whilst trying to insert the 328th marble and the resultant explosion of shrapnel badly injured three members of the studio staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Traffic cones were originally invented in Germany as cone-shaped so that rural German police could use them in emergencies to draw circles, as you would with a drafting compass, around roadkill deer and bears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Rod Hull was a Hull supporter (unlike his roof). Rod Hull's roof was a part time Hull supporter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The number 8 was invented before the number 7. By NASA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 ATOS have driven hundreds of thousands of people to depression and sucide. Oh wait that wasn't me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Scotland's King John (Balliol) gave Dundee it's current name when declaring it a royal burgh upon his coronation in 1292, accidentally thinking that the river there was the Dee instead of the Tay. In fear of potentially offending the new king from Galloway who had never visited Dundee at the time, nobody dared to mention the error before the official documents were signed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Russia has a much higher than average percentage of good looking young women, mainly because at the end of WWII, there were relatively few Russian men who returned alive and therefore it was only the prettiest of women who got knocked up.This is fucking genius, and I'm not ashamed to say I've used it myself a good few times since reading it on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Human poo was blue until the invention of the microwave in 1767. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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