BigRubberFist Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Kelly Brook has saline nipple implants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Unofficially the highest transfer fee paid for a footballer is still Dunfermline's signing of Brazilian striker Leonardo Solpao from Flamengo in 1902. Millionaire Fifer Andrew Carnegie gave the club £4.2million (about £115 million in today's money) to sign the player. He turned out to be a massive flop, scoring no goals in 7 starts for Dunfermline, before being released after only 2 months with the club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Banknock is classed as a city,as it has no bookies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loondave1 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sir Walter Raleigh invented a prototype bicycle based on Leonarda Da Vinci drawings in the ownership of Elizabeth the First. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Pigeons have an acute fear of flying and believe their wings to be a curse from the Pigeon God. Consequently, they have developed a fatalistic culture which manifests itself in many ways, the most visible of which is standing in front of moving cars and buses simply pecking at the ground. Moreover, they have developed an aversion to the procreation of the species, which is why you will rarely see a baby pigeon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveybhoy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 If you kick a pigeon up the arse its head will fall off, Told ma mrs that years ago an she believed it until just recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Only good music gets in the charts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Each year there are more people admitted to Casualty due to shaving accidents than broken bones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 There are still wild wolves in parts of Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Two girls and a cup and Mhak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Billy Bob Thornton invented the internet in 1992. "I just wanted to look at pictures of nude ladies," he told reporters. "It was one of those 'Eureka' moments!" The internet was an immediate retail success and would remain in Amazon's Top-Ten Bestseller list ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 God exists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Henrik Larsson is said to have mythical powers, it's already well known about his ability to cure depression but did you know that after he scores a hattrick the saliva from his tongue turns into a rainbow shooting out his mouth curing anyone it hits of all illnesses. it's Rumoured that Armand One has similar powers. Henrik also has his own Dolphin sanctuary in Sweden, his favourite one is called Bobo a morbidly obese dolphin that refuses to leave because he is too well fed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 It is a Scottish tradition that tapping a stranger a cigarette can often lead to taking them for a pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 It is a Scottish tradition that tapping a stranger a cigarette can often lead to taking them for a pint. where scottish night out is: Pint(s) > tapping strange > cigarette 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Marvin Andrews can cure lesbianism. This has been debunked Mozza, since he started at Forfar there are no more lesbians in the team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Mount Everest was named after Bernard Everest Matthews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Blackpool Tower was meant to be a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. However, following a Spinal Tap-esque mix-up, the Lancashire monument was planned in feet - not metres - resulting in a smaller-than-intended structure. Edited September 5, 2013 by BigRubberFist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Barack obama was in the video for never going to give you up by rick astley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 If you touch a live electrical cable while sitting on another persons shoulders only the person you are sitting on will get a shock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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