Facts you made up

[an_dee]

Sue barker was the cause of ally Mcoists divorce

I remember the rumours but was it not Sally gunnell?

[banana]

Kris Akabussi invented the hammock.

[D.A.F.C]

Nobody has ever beaten the Queen at crazy golf.

[a1974h]

Flog it presenter Paul Martin once partied with Charlie sheen at his LA mansion for 6 days in a row. Sources say cocaine, prostitutes and dwarfes were present also.

[banana]

Flog it presenter Paul Martin once partied with Charlie sheen at his LA mansion for 6 days in a row. Sources say cocaine, prostitutes and dwarfes were present also.

Day 4:

[Hedgecutter]

The word 'Maori' is adopted from Gaelic (from Inked), first used in New Zealand by Scottish migrants during the earliest period of European colonisation.

[a1974h]

Day 4:

Hahaha

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Charred chap Simon Weston put his Falklands knowledge to good use by inventing the game 'Battleships'.

Every time a ship sinks, he gets a penny.

[Unleash The Nade]

Greggs The Bakers were recently forced to stop making their famous macaroni pies after restaurant chain, Toni Macaroni, accused them of plagiarism

[bhoy who invented weetabix]

Alan McGregor cancelled his wedding to Leah whatshername after she gave him an STD she caught from Alex Salmond on her Hen Night

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Frankie and Benny's is advertised as being founded by two Italian guys. Actually, it was founded by an Irish American who named his first restaurant after his daughters, Frances and Bernadette.

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Actually true: Richard Whitely blackballed the original Countdown theme tune as it was originally too 'Germanic'. The theme we now know and love was commissioned two days before the first episode by his nephew's best-man.

[welshbairn]

Islamic State was founded after Abu Abdullah al-Rashid al-Baghdadi was knocked out of the Iraqi version of Strictly Come Dancing by a Lebanese transvestite named Trudy.

[philpy]

Islamic State was founded after Abu Abdullah al-Rashid al-Baghdadi was knocked out of the Iraqi version of Strictly Come Dancing by a Lebanese transvestite named Trudy.

Pics or GTF

[Senor Bairn]

When you flush the toilet, the excrement ends up in Coatbridge

[banana]

As bulls are colourblind, the red colour of the matador's cape isn't what attracts the bull's attention, it's the size and shape of the matador's man -bulge.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

As bulls are colourblind, the red colour of the matador's cape isn't what attracts the bull's attention, it's the size and shape of the matador's man -bulge.

That's just a cock and bull story.

[Raidernation]

In the next few days Aberdeen are about to announce a huge cash investment from an energy drinks company. Due to team colours and the mascot Red Bull will announce details of the Red Bull Arena Aberdeen on Thursday

[Redhead81]

Glen, Hutchison, Robertson and Stepek all sold scuddy magazines under the counter.

^^^ tried to purchase them IMO

[Grim O'Grady]

Pickles the dog what retrieved the stolen Jules Remit trophy back in 1966 was actually called Adolph but the BBC had a ban on such names at the time, so they had to delay reporting the story for 5 days whilst a competition was held at a local primary school to find a more public friendly alternative. The winners turned out to be the nephew of one of the top BBC executives but it wasn't seen as a bad thing in them days,

On a similar note, if I may be so bold to add a 2nd fact. The BBC had a meeting last week & ALL it's staff have been banned from making any programmes relating to the 50th anniversary of the 1966 World Cup final next year, the only exception being the Bobby Moore story starring Sheridan Smith in the lead role because they feel it would be detrimental to the drama to omit that couple of weeks from the bafta award winning docudrama.

Grimbo

Ps I know because I was that schoolboy.