Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 The poster 8mileBU lives in the largest house in Bo'ness. He bought this with compensation after being felt up by Rolf Harris during an episode of Pet Rescue when Rolf retrieved a hamster from his anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Darts legend Bobby George is the biological father of Boy George. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 TV food enthusiast Ainsley Harriott is indefinitely banned from Blairgowrie after a game of Touch The Dug's Erse went awry in late 1997 resulting in a Vauxhall Calibra suffering a puncture and a box of Freddos going missing from a local newsagent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Darts legend Bobby George is the biological father of Boy George. Who, respectively in turn, are the son and father of Lloyd George and Prince George. Lloyd George spunked Bobby George spunked Boy George spunked Prince George. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Who, respectively in turn, are the son and father of Lloyd George and Prince George. Lloyd George spunked Bobby George spunked Boy George spunked Prince George. Where does this fella fit into all this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Thanks to an elaborate "autograph hunter" based practical joke Zinedine Zidane was registered as a Queen of the South player for 18 hours and 12 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Where does this fella fit into all this? Probably Boy George's arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Due to an elaborate tax avoidance scheme, the fast food restaurant known as McDonald's is actually registered in the UK as "McQuack's". There is also a secret item on the menu known as the Chicken McChuckup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Kilmarnock was the only centre of heavy industry in Britain to escape the Blitz as Hitler, who was a heavy Scotch whisky drinker, didn't want to risk the destruction of the town's Johnnie Walker factory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 the mother of Bobby George the darts player is called fanny.. And yeah she comes from a long list of fannys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Home and Away the Australian soap opera is actually filmed along the East Lothian coast. The actors are mainly Aussies who cannot find bar work in Edinburgh and the odd local who can do a passable Australian accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 While in Scotland law professionals wear horsehair wigs in court there is a different tradition in parts of Africa where barristers wear a headband with elephant ears attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 At -1m, Borough Briggs is now one of only four senior football grounds worldwide with a pitch surface below sea level (formerly 5 prior to the San Jose Earthquakes moving to their new Avaya Stadium in Feb 2015). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Simon Cowell is a red blooded hetrosexual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 The Yorkie bar was both named and aimed at truckers , as the guy who came up with the recipe was paying homage to his cousin, the most famous Yorkshire trucker of them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Simon cowel has paid max Clifford over £35 billion to keep his sexuality out of the papers. He has also paid Clifford's PR company £75 million to make sure that cowell is always in the papers and his X-factor is always in the news, with its mundane stories of what judge us doing what. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Simon cowel has paid max Clifford over £35 billion to keep his sexuality out of the papers. He has also paid Clifford's PR company £75 million to make sure that cowell is always in the papers and his X-factor is always in the news, with its mundane stories of what judge us doing what. Tbf that story was in the Sun a few days ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Bo'Ness used to have a gala until 1915 and was called Boston Ness but everyone died in a mass brawl over a misunderstanding and the town was renamed. Bonessians will take offence to any mention of a gala to this day and leave strange pagan objects in their gardens and burn a child in a sacrificial offering once a year as a mark of respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The Edinburgh football team based in Gorgie wear maroon due to their often being marooned at the bottom of the league and have earned the nickname "hertz" due to the frequency of their relegation/promotion/relegation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The filming of the opening beach scene in Chariots of Fire was delayed for over a week as the discovery of a dead body forced Fife Constabulary to cordon off a key section of the West Sands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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