Raidernation Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 There are no professional golfers that are not American 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Jim Spence changed his name from Herman Lichkenshpitl in 1981 when Dundee United pumped Borussia Mönchengladbach 5-0 in the UEFA Cup.I sold that programme on ebay for $8 buy it now to a Greek fellah.But the cheque bounced & when I rang him up his missus answered I think she is.called Queenie,' anyway I had to put him on hold for a minute when me doorbell went & when I went back to him he told me to f**k off. His sweary English was very good for a Grecian. You have to feel sorry for them eh? Countries bankrupt an shit. He can have the programme. Besides the Pele signature was by me. Ha ha. Grimbo Edited July 16, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Swarley will be intrigued to learn that National Cardigan Day falls on his birthday. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Tiger Woods never knew about tides until he played the British Open and asked Paul Lawrie why the beach had disappeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Eastenders actress Samantha Janus has a younger brother called Hugh Edited July 17, 2015 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 This weekend is 3 days long. Enjoy your extra day. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 This weekend is 3 days long. Enjoy your extra day. Grimbo Mine is ten days long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Mine is ten days long. That's a holiday not a weekend, you are stretching things beyond there natural compass. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 When high street favourite argos nearly went vust during the recession the company was forced tp abolish free name badges for staff. New recruits are now forced to either pay through the roof to provide their own badge or change their name by deed poll to that of their immediate predecessor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 This weekend is 3 days long. Enjoy your extra day. Grimbo James II introduced a (very short lived) eight day week for Parliamentarians to provide an extra 'genuine' day of rest, free from the strict limitations of the Sabbath. The original usage of the phrase 'working week' related to the alternative 7 day week used by the working class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Eastenders actress Samantha Janus has a younger brother called Hugh I'm reliably informed that's actually been her on-set nickname since her role in the movie Breeders, although she apparently doesn't understand why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Left footed people need to buy special sandals for the beach known as "Flop Flips" Edited July 17, 2015 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The slang 'copper' for a policeman comes from the fact that handcuffs were originally made of the metal of the same name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Your nails only grow when your sleeping. That's why you never see your nails grow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Oscar Pistorius' feet fell off as a kid because he turned his Puma Discs too tight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The 1st pair of shoes were made from the testicles of Russian goats, since then the trade as always been associated with cobblers. It's also where the medical term of walking on the balls of your feet comes from. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Alcohol was invented by the Jews 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The 1st double decker bus found on the moon was registered to Una Stubbs and had trances of Cliff Richards semen on the top deck, the stairs, the bottom deck and the drivers seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Alcohol was invented by the Jews Hangovers were invented by the Presbyterians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Somalian pirates think Long John Silver is a knob, their words, and they love wearing bicycle safety helmets whilst resting between jobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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