Swampy Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I didn't put a name in the Jocky dedication box, btw, because I want Jocky to have free rein to write to whomever he so wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 And after I said you had lost weight as well. But, yes. That is a possible explanation. Its true, I'm a terrible b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'll buy it as long as no money ever makes its way into the pocket of the second "arty type" listed on your website Bazza. The lanky Derry b*****d streak of pish should get back to working at the tip! That streak of pish has kindly agreed to let us use his clubbie for the launch perty, so he's all right by me, Beatson. I trust you'll be starting a thread about this exciting literary news on We Are Perth, Jamie? Cheers pal x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'll buy it as long as no money ever makes its way into the pocket of the second "arty type" listed on your website Bazza. The lanky Derry b*****d streak of pish should get back to working at the tip! Refuse collector, artist, publican, star of the DCA promotional video - there is no end to the big man's talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Refuse collector, artist, publican, star of the DCA promotional video - there is no end to the big man's talents. He was telling me about his plans for said clubbie for the launch perty. Jocky on the decks? Big Rab on the door? I'll put a thread on WAP as well. Dundeebarry - the acceptable face of the Derry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I didn't put a name in the Jocky dedication box, btw, because I want Jocky to have free rein to write to whomever he so wishes. You forgot to include your name, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 He was telling me about his plans for said clubbie for the launch perty. Jocky on the decks? Big Rab on the door? I'll put a thread on WAP as well. Dundeebarry - the acceptable face of the Derry. Cheers Jamie, much appreciated. Had I not been pimping out the book in my signature I'd start use "The acceptable face of the Derry" instead. Launch perty likely to feature a Jocky-approved hip hop soundtrack and enough Special to float the Discovery. Take note of what the mighty fermer Jamie_Beatson has done here, people. If you're a member of a forum dedicated to your own team, a wee thread with a link to www.tecklebooks.co.uk would be hugely appreciated. Spread the good word, friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You forgot to include your name, eh? No, I honestly didn't. I figure 1) it'll be funnier this way and 2) when this book becomes a collector's item and I sell it for meth money, the lack of personalized dedication will raise its value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Launch perty likely to feature a Jocky-approved hip hop soundtrack and enough Special to float the Discovery. Don't forget the Jon Bon Jovies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm looking forward to the steamy follow up, "50 shades of jute" Did he write The Steamy as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 That's it been ordered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Spread the good word, friends. Seems to me that this disgusting book will contain swearie words and will attack the venerable institution that is Dundee FC. Somebody should really write a strongly worded letter to the tully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Seems to me that this disgusting book will contain swearie words and will attack the venerable institution that is Dundee FC. Somebody should really write a strongly worded letter to the tully. Cunto will write it himself. There's no such thing as bad publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Cunto will write it himself. There's no such thing as bad publicity. I sincerely hope he does. My grandfather fought in the war and this crapola is enough to make him vomit. The tully needs to ken aboot this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I sincerely hope he does. My grandfather fought in the war and this crapola is enough to make him vomit. The tully needs to ken aboot this... So did mine, I may have mentioned it before. They may have met, was he a prisoner of war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Having endured listening to a reading of the opening to Morrissey's book on Radio Scotland, I think an Audiobook of this may prove to be teckle. Who could read it though, Barry himself? Jocky? Bob Servant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Having endured listening to a reading of the opening to Morrissey's book on Radio Scotland, I think an Audiobook of this may prove to be teckle. Who could read it though, Barry himself? Jocky? Bob Servant? Leigh Griffiths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Leigh GriffithsNae danger he can read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Nae danger he can read. You could read it and pipe it into his cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Did he write The Steamy as well? Nah, that was Tony Roper who wrote the Steamie sarge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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