K.T Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 That's me ordered a copy too. Can't wait to read the fucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Hi. I might buy your book, but only if you can provide a sensible, funny and sustainable solution to the traffic problems in Dundee city centre. You lost me at sensible. I'll get back to you when I'm less drunk on excitement and white wine though. Can we not just start reviewing it now anyway before anybody but Barry knows what is in it. It'll be just like every other P&B thread where everyone has an opinion about something they know f**k all about Good luck Barry, book will be bought. It couldn't be simpler. You've got the academic who survived the Stalinist purges and is now having flashbacks to that time. There's his daughter whose long bitter marriage is falling apart around her and the journalist who's investigating the academic because he suspects he was never in Russia at the time and then he falls obsessively in love with the daughter and sacrifices his career to become a lense grinder in Omsk. Fucking SPOILERS man, for f**k sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Rip off. I gave Jocky a personally signed letter without him having to buy a feckin' book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'll buy it , if June Sarpong does the foreword. ETA :was going to say sarpong does the blurb , but we all know where a quote like that would lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank McAvennie Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Is there any shagging in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Is there any shagging in it? Hi Frank. The book features a lesbian darts team, an orgy scene, and there's a glory hole in the Fairmuir clubbie toilets. It's not overtly sexual, but you should expect a semi at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Will be buying and I'm sure it's going to be a fucking beezer read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Removed because buy my book, cunto Cheers! . Aye, but it's a bit of a harder sell telling pals, "he's a funny guy, buy his book, he wrote the Real Leigh Griffiths Blog". Cause they'll be like, "aye, did he? What's that and where can I read it?" Me - stumped. I'll just give a couple of them a loan of the book after I get it. Nah, I'll spread the word. It will be a harder sell now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Oh, I bought the book. Signed letter will be pride of place above the mantelpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I'll just give a couple of them a loan of the book after I get it. Lend the book to your mates? Isn't that like downloading films? Scum like you are killing the writing industry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Will this book be serialised on P&B? I'll give it 2 years before it's available in the colonies, by which time it'll have been copied and pasted in it's entirety on P&B* * I will be buying a copy, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You'll need a pen name like J.K.Rowling. How does D.D.Barry sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Ordered this morning.Really looking forward to reading it.Hoping for an Irvine Welsh-esque type of read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You'll need a pen name like J.K.Rowling. How does D.D.Barry sound? Dunn D. Barrie obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Ordered but who is Mbootu Mtembe? And why did he need to know my mother's maiden name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Will get on this when I get back home (numbnuts left house without wallet this morning), the best of Teckle to you on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Bought. Might buy it for my brothers' Christmas as well but they are both fannies and probably don't deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Bought. Might buy it for my brothers' Christmas as well but they are both fannies and probably don't deserve it. If the book turns out to be pish then it might be the perfect present for them .Buy 2 copies anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Pre order put in. When I've read it I'll use it to help teach the locals here how to speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Ordered! I reckon this book will go down very well with the locals here in the rural alps. How do you say teckle in German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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