Turbo_dee Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Also fair do's on the letters, I thought there would have been a bit generic apart from a few tweaks and twists, but from the examples posted on here they bare no resemblance to my one, so much kudos on that. Yeah, mines is quite different to these examples too. Jocky spends most of his time slagging the area I live and calling me a c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I am limiting myself to a few pages per day, I want to prolong the pleasure. My letter had a few words that were not sweary, but not many. If Jocky's reading - the Auchterarder crew will meet him and his Nation of Islam buddies ootside the chippy any time he wants a rumble. Come ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Yas, book has finally arrived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagfox Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Somebody needs to knock up a t-shirt. Jim McLean's pus, 'Bible' above the pus, 'John' below it. Should be a hit with Dundee fans and general footie fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Somebody needs to knock up a t-shirt. Jim McLean's pus, 'Bible' above the pus, 'John' below it. Should be a hit with Dundee fans and general footie fans. Tremendous idea, SB. That would be a brilliant piece of (strictly unofficial!) merchandising. Glad to hear the book's now dropping through letterboxes in foreign lands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydave Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 These 2 legends drinking the good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Book made it to Miami yesterday - forgot the paypal account is in the mrs name, so ignored the package because she was due a book from the midwife about how to best shite weans out or some such and thought it was that... Barry, pass it on to Jocky he's welcome oot here anytime. Nae Tartan Special but, but for some reason you can get Harp Lager if he fancies going on an 80s nostalgia trip. And withdrawing the offer of a length to Palin is probably a good shout according to the laddie Stanhope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I'm going to order this as a Christmas present to myself. How do I go about getting a personalised Jocky letter like others? Looks fuckin teckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I'm going to order this as a Christmas present to myself. How do I go about getting a personalised Jocky letter like others? Looks fuckin teckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Invent a time-travel machine and pre-order the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Invent a time-travel machine and pre-order the book. Do your maws sambas have a time travel function? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I'll go ask. Edit- she said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I'll go ask. Edit- she said no. Well that's me up the Swanee. Cheers for asking anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 The Jocky letter was a perk for anyone who pre-ordered. If he starts handing them out now to any Tom, Dick or Leigh Griffiths then the games a bogey and he can have his feckin teckle letter back.* * am sure if you ask nicely and don't broadcast it they'll arrange something for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 The Jocky letter was a perk for anyone who pre-ordered. If he starts handing them out now to any Tom, Dick or Leigh Griffiths then the games a bogey and he can have his feckin teckle letter back.* * am sure if you ask nicely and don't broadcast it they'll arrange something for you! I paid a pound only to be told by a moustachioed c**t that failed the eleven plus that I was a c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Copy ordered the other day. YASSSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 My girlfriend has asked me three times in the last week what "that book you asked for is called". I'm going to end up with the sweetheart stout one instead aren't I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 The Jocky letter was a perk for anyone who pre-ordered. If he starts handing them out now to any Tom, Dick or Leigh Griffiths then the games a bogey and he can have his feckin teckle letter back.* * am sure if you ask nicely and don't broadcast it they'll arrange something for you! Ah no worries. I won't annoy Jocky. Don't want him at my windae wi his jet pack calling me a mind cripple. I'll order it like the rest of the plebs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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