The Real Saints Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Well I hope you feel better soon. Lecturer by day, rapey old man by night, Taking pleasure in giving his young female students a fright, ''Would you like a drink?'', ''Yes, please'', they reply. Excited, he proclaims, ''Then you can meet my jap's eye.'' When they decline, he says ''Fine, f**k off, you cockteasing bitches, It's your loss. My body seduces, my penis enriches..'' Then he goes home to P&B to see what he's missed, And bursts into helpless tears when he sees his ranking on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Might make the top 50 P&B heroes list thanks to your one and only vote! I've never voted in these 'thngs' - but nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I'd also love to 'battle rap' with "The Real Saints" - or at least talk hip hop. My lisp has always held me back from spitting. Meet me at The Dolphin. Friday. Midnight. OH NO HE DIIIIIN'T. I'm a satirical miracle when my wax gets lyrical BOOYAHHHH It's an impressive line, mate. Could quite easily be incorporated as a repeating loop in a 'club banger'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Lecturer by day, rapey old man by night, Taking pleasure in giving his young female students a fright, ''Would you like a drink?'', ''Yes, please'', they reply. Excited, he proclaims, ''Then you can meet my jap's eye.'' When they decline, he says ''Fine, f**k off, you cockteasing bitches, It's your loss. My body seduces, my penis enriches..'' Then he goes home to P&B to see what he's missed, And bursts into helpless tears when he sees his ranking on the list. Another sick rhyme from the illest rapper. I feel so old and out of touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I've never voted in these 'thngs' - but nice try. Genuinely hope that means ' things ' and not ' thongs ' otherwise you've just upped the creepfactor of your breakdown to a whole new level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Meet me at The Dolphin. Friday. Midnight. The acoustics are awful. We do need to 'battle' though I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Gus's new posting style is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Genuinely hope that means ' things ' and not ' thongs ' otherwise you've just upped the creepfactor of your breakdown to a whole new level. No it just means 'things' port-ton, I'm sure you read that OK. Just you carry on not being bothered whatsoever by my posts though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 No it just means 'things' port-ton, I'm sure you read that OK. Just you carry on not being bothered whatsoever by my posts though... Bothered? I'm fucking delighted by them you crazy oaf. Your meltdown has been the most entertaining thing on here in weeks. I just wish you could have been a part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Gus's new posting style is interesting. He seems to have stopped using the word 'newfags' which can only be an improvement IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Bothered? I'm fucking delighted by them you crazy oaf. Your meltdown has been the most entertaining thing on here in weeks. I just wish you could have been a part of it. One day you might become fun to read as well - perhaps try a breakdown them? Till then, maybe avoid being so horribly beige? He seems to have stopped using the word 'newfags' which can only be an improvement IMO. Sorry I called you a "newfag" that one time, newfag . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 He seems to have stopped using the word 'newfags' which can only be an improvement IMO. He's an internet hipster, he does what he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCtang Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Big Gus. Your patter is minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Gus's new posting style is interesting. Perhaps make yours interesting then? One day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I do get the feeling that a bit of bandwagonning is going on here. Pretty much all gus is doing is responding to others who seem to be joining in to attack him in ever greater numbers. This does not a big gus breakdown make. Its never edifying to see p&b on the attack in this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 One day you might become fun to read as well - perhaps try a breakdown them? Till then, maybe avoid being so horribly beige? Sorry I called you a "newfag" that one time, newfag . It's better to be beige than completely blood stained due the unlawful murder of whatever joke it was you were trying to make funny here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Perhaps make yours interesting then? One day. Na, I'm fine with the way it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 It's better to be beige than completely blood stained due the unlawful murder of whatever joke it was you were trying to make funny here. The one that lots of other people on here did - over the one you are trying? HTH, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Another sick rhyme from the illest rapper. I feel so old and out of touch. I only just understood your 'I hope you feel better now' post. Apologies for unleashing my lyrical sickness on you. It was wack of me to do so. You're a good guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I do get the feeling that a bit of bandwagonning is going on here. Pretty much all gus is doing is responding to others who seem to be joining in to attack him in ever greater numbers. This does not a big gus breakdown make. Its never edifying to see p&b on the attack in this way. People are built up by the masses so we can see them fall. When they manage to do that all by themselves out of nowhere without any provocation then it just makes it even more joyous. Don't worry, when South Lanarkshire Jag starts a celebrity P&B Big Brother game thread, Gus will come back and redeem himself enough to pass through his P&B existence without getting pointed and laughed at again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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