Granny Danger Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I mind Off The Ball did nicknames as their topic of the day and someone texted in saying their lazy workmate was called Vesuvius because he was 'dormant and surrounded by ash'. The best one I heard on that was a guy called 'the Olympic flame' because he never went out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I know someone called Gollum because he looks like David moyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 He's fucking at it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Honestly, who'd admit to supporting New Elgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) i think i clicked on every link, its going to be a long night but i accept your challenge Anthonykn Edited January 10, 2014 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Challenge failed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 #gotperthshirealloverit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I had a mate with the last name of Bell. He had a wee brother who was rather small. He got called Mini Baby Bell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 'Barely legal'? Anyone who watches that has got to be a candidate for Yew Tree intervention, surely? Ibuprofen oral, by the way, doesn't sound very exciting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 there's a guy in work who is by no means a looker but has a decent looking missus. Punching above his weight you might say. So we call him Jason for Jason Puncheon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 No idea why, but when I was wee, there was a girl at the end of the street called Damela. We called her Damela Dogdirt. No idea why? A girl at my school who was rather spotty was always referred to as "pizza puss". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Girl in my year at school got called 'Due South' because of her sagging tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I went to college with a couple of guys, one looked like Shaggy from Scobby Doo and there was a Partick Thistle fan who's a belter of a double of Gerry Brittain. Nicknames as above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Two more have sprung to mind, from my army days. "The Tickler" on account of his second name being French and "Hemet" as the lad declared, upon his arrival to the squadron, he would like to be known as Gerry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Heard a boy getting called japseye by his pals once. Blonde and blue-eyed the boy was so f**k knows where it came from. Boy in school was brilliant with computers so got called Mainframe. Love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I know a guy who gets called "nausage" although technically it should be spelt "Nosaj" as his real name is Jason and it basically came about due to the thing you do at school when you say your name backwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I know a guy who gets called "nausage" although technically it should be spelt "Nosaj" as his real name is Jason and it basically came about due to the thing you do at school when you say your name backwards. We used to do this at primary school . Lass in my class was called Donna Duff , an odd fudd stays with her to this day ! When we were around 16 i eventually got a look and general rummage around said fudd .It was just the same as other normal ones , i was disapointed ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Lassie at my school used to get called 'skelf' because apparently she poked herself with a wooden coathanger. Another boy got called 'Pop' because he popped a hardon in class which was apparently very evident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 There was a large lass a few years above me called Samatha Gibb. Sam Gibb backwards is pretty much Big Mass, so that's what she was called behind her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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