Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Saw the words Buckfast and Kincardine there and thought it was the poster. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Saw the word Kincardine there and thought it was the poster. That was my first thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 That happened to me when I was at the ICW wrestling in the Garage last year. A wrestler launched it into the crowd, it struck me square in the face and my glasses went flying. Didn't make the papers though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Dildo Baggins made the papers though http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11585275 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) Yet no puns so far on the Pearl necklace for a prize? Disappointed. Edited March 19, 2016 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Where did it come from? Arbroath? Katie Hopkins Tunnel of Hate? Outer Space? It's an old story, but a cracker. For some reason it was on my twitter feed this morning. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/story-fnk2tg5d-1226764350884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) One of the current links from there is a goodie. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world/what-happened-to-her-woman-vanishes-on-live-tv/news-story/fac11f99e7c3cf8d3f216d4c4cd7690e Wifie disappears live on telly. Paul Daniels used to do that and look where it got him! Edited March 19, 2016 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 What's worse, having sex with a prostitute on company time between performing caesarean operations. or showing cops pictures of a patient with a bottle up his bum, thus violating doctor/patient confidentiality? I would sway to the second, but then it would take me a while to get a stiffy after cutting up a woman's bits I would think. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7012226/Porn-addict-doc-who-hired-hooker-could-lose-job.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 It's an old story, but a cracker. For some reason it was on my twitter feed this morning. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/story-fnk2tg5d-1226764350884 He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests. Her quim must be rifled like a Howitzer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests. Her quim must be rifled like a Howitzer. I can imagine it went like this. Her stripping off and adopting the mushroom position, her lying on her back and trying to touch the floor above her head with her toes. A section from 3 Para mortar platoon coming on stage, bringing with them an ammo box full of dildos. I'll leave this clip here, and you can imagine the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 It's an old story, but a cracker. For some reason it was on my twitter feed this morning. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/story-fnk2tg5d-1226764350884 "I don't have much experience with dildos". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 One of the current links from there is a goodie. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world/what-happened-to-her-woman-vanishes-on-live-tv/news-story/fac11f99e7c3cf8d3f216d4c4cd7690e Wifie disappears live on telly. Paul Daniels used to do that and look where it got him! Hate to be a party pooper, but why are people confused? Clearly she walks alongside to the right of the trolley pusher, you can even see her head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 It's an old story, but a cracker. For some reason it was on my twitter feed this morning. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/story-fnk2tg5d-1226764350884 Is that the actual victim in the photo or an actor doing a reconstruction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 If I give you the basics, you experienced news hounds know it's not going to end well..... wedding, 11.45pm, Ballingry Lodge in Lochgelly. http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14369311.Drunk_man_ruined_his_step_daughter_s_wedding_reception_by_headbutting_wife/?ref=mr&lp=7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 If I give you the basics, you experienced news hounds know it's not going to end well..... wedding, 11.45pm, Ballingry Lodge in Lochgelly. http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14369311.Drunk_man_ruined_his_step_daughter_s_wedding_reception_by_headbutting_wife/?ref=mr&lp=7 She turned to jelly? Drunk man ruined his set-daughter's wedding reception by headbutting wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 She turned to jelly? Drunk man ruined his set-daughter's wedding reception by headbutting wife. I think the DP gets some local primary 1 kids to do their sub-editing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Minter in McDonalds. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/25/video-woman-rescued-firefighters-two-hours-stuck-dundee-mcdonalds-high-chair/ Three screwdrivers and a broken bog seat? Pfffft, amateurs. I would've have had her out in 30 seconds. Tin of Stella, a cigarette, a patsy and a claw hammer. Macguyver has f**k all on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 And still have time for a chicken nugget Happy Meal. ^^^ Moz kens. Moz kens fine, iy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 No road kill for this Blinky Bill. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-27/koala-holds-up-traffic-police-brisbane-valley-highway/7278478 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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