Stu Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 How do you make a dull story about a policeman receiving a commendation a bit more interesting? By pointing out the copper is also an Elvis impersonator: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/shook-up-castle-douglas-elvis-7627525 And as that's from my paper any and all clickthroughs will be greatly appreciated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 How do you make a dull story about a policeman receiving a commendation a bit more interesting? By pointing out the copper is also an Elvis impersonator: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/shook-up-castle-douglas-elvis-7627525 And as that's from my paper any and all clickthroughs will be greatly appreciated It looks like he's been in the gateaux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1459217226968.jpg I suspect that's straight from the McDonald's marketing department 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Should have been signed off C Nugget.Big Mac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Goodbye, Mister Chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BFTD Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Quality work from Mike Giggler Nick Keer, there. They'll have received a ton of 'finally, someone speaking some sense on this issue!' replies from roasters too. Please keep us informed of the follow-ups, Stu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Quality work from Mike Giggler Nick Keer, there. They'll have received a ton of 'finally, someone speaking some sense on this issue!' replies from roasters too. Please keep us informed of the follow-ups, Stu. Aye, while it's a genuine letter I have a feeling the author isn't entirely serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Air conditioning shrinks Dundee woman's ring http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/woman-claims-gold-ring-was-visibly-thinner-when-returned-by-jewellery-firm-1.931365 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Air conditioning shrinks Dundee woman's ring http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/woman-claims-gold-ring-was-visibly-thinner-when-returned-by-jewellery-firm-1.931365 Suppose if they shave off 0.2g per ring they'll eventually make some money. US$40 per gram, might take them a while though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Id happily slip my finger through Claire's ring to give her a second opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Okay this made national news, but should have remained local (probably someone hit trigger early on April Fool article?) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515202/Man-reported-police-Sweden-doing-revenge-fart-woman-denied-sex.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Council acted unfairly in evicting horse from house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 We've reached peak APILN posing. ANGER AS MISSING SIGNS SPARK CONFUSION FOR TAXIS AND POSTIES https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/31/anger-missing-signs-spark-confusion-taxis-posties/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Fanny juice beer.. http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/30/you-can-now-buy-beer-created-with-the-essence-of-vaginas-5784199/?google_editors_picks=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Flying Chinese to hit Dundee http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/aviation-chiefs-say-dundee-chinese-takeaway-s-drone-delivery-plan-is-a-non-starter-1.931819 Although it states this is legit, given what day it is today. This article reeks of Hoo Fung Dung or Hi Fli Shite, to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 UFO Update...Who would have thought something from a distant galaxy would look so similar to a drone? Flying Chinese to hit Dundee http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/aviation-chiefs-say-dundee-chinese-takeaway-s-drone-delivery-plan-is-a-non-starter-1.931819 "Spaceship delivered my Chicken Fried Rice" will be next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Surfing must make you thirsty. http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/matt-wilkinson-sure-knows-how-to-party/news-story/f0b0199df0350879c8a472147b981cd9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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