LiviLion Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Really wish the polis would ditch this "three figure sum" pish. What does it matter if it was £2.56 or £9.22 that the thief trousered? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 You must really really really really wish that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Ah f**k. The site went down and I couldn't see that I'd posted it. Apologies... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 http://www.clydebankpost.co.uk/news/15239189.Clydebank_ad_condemned_for_proposing__naughty_flash__for_free_room/?ref=mr&lp=7 And in case you missed it: “Favours I would appreciate include things such as giving naughty flashes of your body, always teasing me, leaving your shavings whenever you shave your legs etc.” Was thinking of having a shave tomorrow, so if you're reading this, happy to send you my leavings mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 What football hooligans do during the close season http://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/lochgelly/15258812.Drunk_Lochgelly_man_threatened_to_kill_domino_players/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 18 year old torches her 43 year old boyfriend's house in row over "sexual activity". They're still an item. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/958863/woman-18-set-her-lovers-house-on-fire-after-a-huge-drunken-row-about-their-sex-life/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 The National has a quote from the son of that 69-year-old skydiver that was killed in Thailand. Quote All of you who knew my dad will know that he went the way he wanted... Whit? Screaming in terror from 10,000 feet down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 The National has a quote from the son of that 69-year-old skydiver that was killed in Thailand. All of you who knew my dad will know that he went the way he wanted... Whit? Screaming in terror from 10,000 feet down? Saw a similar quote from the son on the BBC report (taken from social media) "Fly free my hero" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 2 hours ago, The DA said: Whit? Screaming in terror from 10,000 feet down? Maybe just wanted to make a big impression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 On 5/5/2017 at 09:12, Shandon Par said: 18 year old torches her 43 year old boyfriend's house in row over "sexual activity". They're still an item. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/958863/woman-18-set-her-lovers-house-on-fire-after-a-huge-drunken-row-about-their-sex-life/ Wid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/859681/alan-clements-barber-shop-stirling-stirling-sheriff-court-willy/ I know all the culprits in this story I used to live in the same village as them. They are all Rangers fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/859681/alan-clements-barber-shop-stirling-stirling-sheriff-court-willy/ I know all the culprits in this story I used to live in the same village as them. They are all Rangers fans. That used to be my barbershop of choice, and I was once eight years old. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 19 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/859681/alan-clements-barber-shop-stirling-stirling-sheriff-court-willy/ I know all the culprits in this story I used to live in the same village as them. They are all Rangers fans. So are these the auditions for the replacement idiot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Tesco label seethe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 On 2017-5-8 at 10:13, GordonD said: So are these the auditions for the replacement idiot? And a great effort too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 This BBC report isn't all that exciting - somebody buried 11 dead puppies beside a grave in Dundee's Eastern Cemetery. But, the SPCA they are carrying out post-mortems to determine how the puppies died. I assume they'l prosecute the owner if they find signs of maltreatment. If the PMs consist of anything more than a vet twisting their heads and saying, 'broken neck' or squeezing them and saying, 'water in the lungs - drowned', then it seems like a ridiculous waste of money that could be better spent elsewhere. It's their money but, still... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Wait until they expand the enquiry and start doing post-mortems on all the other bodies in the cemetery... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I'm in the Alloa Advertiser this week promoting a fundraising football match for the Alloa Supporters Team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It's all kicking off in Coventry. http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/ventriloquist-claims-dummy-centre-lewd-13021837 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/locals-fear-name-dundees-newest-pub-encourages-irresponsible-drinking/ I occasionally drink at The Phoenix. It doesn't mean I want to set fire to myself in the hope of being reborn from the ashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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