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http://www.clydebankpost.co.uk/news/15239189.Clydebank_ad_condemned_for_proposing__naughty_flash__for_free_room/?ref=mr&lp=7

And in case you missed it:

“Favours I would appreciate include things such as giving naughty flashes of your body, always teasing me, leaving your shavings whenever you shave your legs etc.” 

Was thinking of having a shave tomorrow, so if you're reading this, happy to send you my leavings mate. 

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The National has a quote from the son of that 69-year-old skydiver that was killed in Thailand.

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All of you who knew my dad will know that he went the way he wanted...

Whit?  Screaming in terror from 10,000 feet down? 

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The National has a quote from the son of that 69-year-old skydiver that was killed in Thailand.
All of you who knew my dad will know that he went the way he wanted...
Whit?  Screaming in terror from 10,000 feet down? 

Saw a similar quote from the son on the BBC report (taken from social media)

"Fly free my hero"
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On 5/5/2017 at 09:12, Shandon Par said:

18 year old torches her 43 year old boyfriend's house in row over "sexual activity". They're still an item.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/958863/woman-18-set-her-lovers-house-on-fire-after-a-huge-drunken-row-about-their-sex-life/

Wid.

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12 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/859681/alan-clements-barber-shop-stirling-stirling-sheriff-court-willy/

I know all the culprits in this story I used to live in the same village as them. They are all Rangers fans.

That used to be my barbershop of choice, and I was once eight years old. Could have been me.

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19 hours ago, Swordfishtrombone said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/859681/alan-clements-barber-shop-stirling-stirling-sheriff-court-willy/

I know all the culprits in this story I used to live in the same village as them. They are all Rangers fans.

So are these the auditions for the replacement idiot?

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This BBC report isn't all that exciting - somebody buried 11 dead puppies beside a grave in Dundee's Eastern Cemetery.

But, the SPCA they are carrying out post-mortems to determine how the puppies died.  I assume they'l prosecute the owner if they find signs of maltreatment.

If the PMs consist of anything more than a vet twisting their heads and saying, 'broken neck' or squeezing them and saying, 'water in the lungs - drowned', then it seems like a ridiculous waste of money that could be better spent elsewhere.  It's their money but, still...

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