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Interesting business plan: £5 for a ride along a prom with nothing there, other than a Lidl, a Kwik Fit, some car parks and a derelict swimming pool.

The tourists will be flocking to Kirkcaldy.

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Interesting business plan: £5 for a ride along a prom with nothing there, other than a Lidl, a Kwik Fit, some car parks and a derelict swimming pool.

The tourists will be flocking to Kirkcaldy.


What do you mean? All the folk getting off the hovercraft will be like "take me to your bustling high street then to Starks Park for the Coldplay concert"
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Shock horror! People were pissed at the racing.
PETRIFIED KIDS LEFT INJURED AND TRAUMATISED BY LITTLE MIX GIG MARRED BY FIGHTS, DRUNKS AND OVERCROWDING
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/petrified-kids-left-injured-traumatised-little-mix/

"745 shares and 585 comments", must be serious then
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Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/blind-tyrone-man-caught-in-cattle-barn-with-rubber-glove-and-broom-shaft-29152517.html

Tremendous court story with each paragraph better than the last.

Edit: Posted on Angry People in Local Newspapers today but is from 2013!

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"It's something different". I fuckin hate that phrase. Said only by folk doing something that's been a thousand times before and will be done a thousand times again.
"Let's do x"
"Why?"
"It's something different"
"A; is it f**k and b; we don't usually do it because it's shite"
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On 6/26/2017 at 12:27, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Shock horror! People were pissed at the racing.

PETRIFIED KIDS LEFT INJURED AND TRAUMATISED BY LITTLE MIX GIG MARRED BY FIGHTS, DRUNKS AND OVERCROWDING

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/petrified-kids-left-injured-traumatised-little-mix/

Wait 'til they hear what happened at that Ariana Grande concert! 

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5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Actually Adam Hill, recently promoted to senior reporter. https://uk.linkedin.com/in/adam-hill-18a013100

I was thinking it must be a kid on work experience interviewing their auntie.

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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Used to be a "Night Colleague" with Asda. Whatever the f**k that is.

 

I, for one, would be shocked if Wal-Mart started pimping out employees to their clientele. It's such a classy place.

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