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33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Man convicted of throwing ironing board to the floor at his Dundee home

 

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-convicted-of-throwing-ironing-board-to-the-floor-at-his-dundee-home/

Have to note that an awful lot of minor crimes in the Inverness, Dundee and Aberdeen papers seem to have been committed by people with Polish sounding names. Many could be avoided if they were offered, on arrival, a course in safe usage of western household objects.

#commonsense 

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47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Big Team found in Dundee.

Mum furious after ‘green’ burger served for lunch at Dundee school

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/mum-furious-after-green-burger-served-for-lunch-at-dundee-school/

Has Bob Servant won the contract?

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Hannah Kane writes like she's looking for a job in the Dee.

 

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/man-died-after-police-blocked-2202557

 

 

Man dies in a flat.

 

Headline /

 

"mans dies after police blocked road"

A "witness" says he saw a paramedic on the phone. After his wife says she saw police cars.

"His death is not being treated as suspicious "

 

 

Utter non story ramped up for idiots.

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40 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:
2 hours ago, Sliced Bread said:
How does this "story" make a national newspaper?
Irish Mirror: Customer's shock when he received €9 bill for two scones in Dublin's Bewley's cafe.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/customers-shock-received-9-bill-13589555
 

Presumably that's cheap for Dublin.

I got charged €8 for a pint in Temple Bar once, that should have made the papers. 

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"Vince said the incident was like a scene out of the Alfred Hitchcock horror film, The Birds."
Right you are, Vince.

I don’t think Vince has seen the film. I don’t recall anyone being hit in the puss by a pheasant...
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