Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Man convicted of throwing ironing board to the floor at his Dundee home https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-convicted-of-throwing-ironing-board-to-the-floor-at-his-dundee-home/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man convicted of throwing ironing board to the floor at his Dundee home https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-convicted-of-throwing-ironing-board-to-the-floor-at-his-dundee-home/ Have to note that an awful lot of minor crimes in the Inverness, Dundee and Aberdeen papers seem to have been committed by people with Polish sounding names. Many could be avoided if they were offered, on arrival, a course in safe usage of western household objects. #commonsense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/kirkcaldy-strip-club-the-cases-for-and-against-1-4819871/amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 "A nearby resident watched Barry Mason in horror for around 30 minutes from her child's bedroom window." https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/naked-cross-dressing-pensioner-jailed-13541039 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Big Team found in Dundee. Mum furious after ‘green’ burger served for lunch at Dundee school https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/mum-furious-after-green-burger-served-for-lunch-at-dundee-school/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Big Team found in Dundee. Mum furious after ‘green’ burger served for lunch at Dundee school https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/mum-furious-after-green-burger-served-for-lunch-at-dundee-school/ Ungrateful wee b*****d IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Big Team found in Dundee. Mum furious after ‘green’ burger served for lunch at Dundee school https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/mum-furious-after-green-burger-served-for-lunch-at-dundee-school/ Has Bob Servant won the contract? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Hannah Kane writes like she's looking for a job in the Dee. https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/man-died-after-police-blocked-2202557 Man dies in a flat. Headline / "mans dies after police blocked road" A "witness" says he saw a paramedic on the phone. After his wife says she saw police cars. "His death is not being treated as suspicious " Utter non story ramped up for idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) How does this "story" make a national newspaper? Irish Mirror: Customer's shock when he received €9 bill for two scones in Dublin's Bewley's cafe.https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/customers-shock-received-9-bill-13589555 Edited November 14, 2018 by Sliced Bread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 How does this "story" make a national newspaper? Irish Mirror: Customer's shock when he received €9 bill for two scones in Dublin's Bewley's cafe.https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/customers-shock-received-9-bill-13589555 Presumably that's cheap for Dublin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 2 hours ago, Sliced Bread said: How does this "story" make a national newspaper? Irish Mirror: Customer's shock when he received €9 bill for two scones in Dublin's Bewley's cafe.https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/customers-shock-received-9-bill-13589555 Presumably that's cheap for Dublin. I got charged €8 for a pint in Temple Bar once, that should have made the papers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Man gets hit in the face by a game bird. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/my-heart-was-racing-horror-as-pheasant-strikes-dundee-man-in-face-while-driving-lorry/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Man gets hit in the face by a game bird.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/my-heart-was-racing-horror-as-pheasant-strikes-dundee-man-in-face-while-driving-lorry/I could tell straight away it was dead (and decided to take a photo). Vince is FTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I could tell straight away it was dead (and decided to take a photo). Vince is FTW "Vince said the incident was like a scene out of the Alfred Hitchcock horror film, The Birds." Right you are, Vince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 "Vince said the incident was like a scene out of the Alfred Hitchcock horror film, The Birds." Right you are, Vince.I don’t think Vince has seen the film. I don’t recall anyone being hit in the puss by a pheasant... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Reminds me of this 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1433045-bomb-squad-called-to-house-after-man-attacks-police/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Reminds me of this i laughed much harder at that than i shoupd have 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 52 minutes ago, supermik said: https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1433045-bomb-squad-called-to-house-after-man-attacks-police/ Alleged breach of the preach? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Alleged breach of the preach? Bashing the Bishop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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