Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 37 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: This picture is captioned "One of the offending gulls". How can they be sure? That one could be a quiet retiring gull who despairs the racket that his noisy brethren make. Yet he's the one who is denigrated in the Courier without a trial of his peers. Look at the face on it though. You can just tell... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Arsehole bairns punishedhttps://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/parents-fuming-after-naughty-children-15006875 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 11 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Look at the face on it though. You can just tell... Do you mean the orange beak? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/700093/forfar-couple-say-they-have-missed-sizzling-summer-because-of-seagull-hell/amp/those pesky seagulls!!!The seagulls in Forfar have been pretty bad tbh, but there's a tad of exaggerating going on there.[emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Anybody “trapped” in their house by seagulls doesn’t deserve outside tbqhimo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 23 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: This picture is captioned "One of the offending gulls". How can they be sure? That one could be a quiet retiring gull who despairs the racket that his noisy brethren make. Yet he's the one who is denigrated in the Courier without a trial of his peers. Surely it should have said 'allegedly'. I'd be taking the Courier to court if I was that seagull. Which I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 14 hours ago, NJ2 said: Arsehole bairns punishedhttps://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/parents-fuming-after-naughty-children-15006875 There's something fishy about that story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Peppa Pig helper attacked with a fire door https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1426585-average-chips-portion-80-bigger-than-official-guidance/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) Not like Div to make a fuss ... Edited August 10, 2018 by Ned Nederlander 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 The headline makes it sounds like a nifty piece of multi-tasking from a Dundonian. Police probe after man threatens to slap dog walker while urinating behind Dundee wheelie bins https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/police-probe-after-man-threatens-to-slap-dog-walker-while-urinating-behind-dundee-wheelie-bins/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Zoolander 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 15 hours ago, welshbairn said: Zoolander 2 at least that's given us the millennial textspeak version of "bring yer maw...." Quote "Where you I'll come there n we can fight bring ur friends with u." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Dead sheep found in Dundee bin bag. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/very-strange-if-not-a-little-creepy-decomposing-animal-found-in-bin-liner-on-dundee-path-was-a-sheep/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Quote Aitkens Bakery is marketing shops on Glenbervie Road and Menzies Road in Torry and John Street and Holburn Street. All are expected to be disposed-off in the coming weeks. The news comes just months after another iconic local baker, and supplier to the Royal Family, Chalmers, revealed it was selling off a number of its stores, including its head office. The exact reasons behind Aitkens’ decision are unknown at this stage, but the news sparked shock in the community. Beloved north-east baker to serve butteries for the last time Think we know the reason now... Aitkens bakery boss faces jail over 15,961 indecent images of kids 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Lesson here: If robbing an ATM, don't flag down the police for directions during your escape. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-45342077 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Quote A bungling shop raider who threatened an Aberdeen shopkeeper and stole seven jars of coffee fractured his skull after being rugby tackled by a passer-by as he fled. Michael Rae went into Bridge Street News in Aberdeen city centre with a knife on Boxing Day last year and swiped a coffee jar in full view of staff member Shihab Yahia Arabi. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/passer-by-brings-down-shop-raider1/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Headline news in Fraserburgh's weekly newspaper: Portsoy Hosting Drystone Walling Course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Dundee man stole clothes from Asda then made a getaway on a stolen kid’s bike https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-stole-clothes-from-asda-then-made-a-getaway-on-a-stolen-kids-bike/ Didn't realise Asda sold this kind of gear. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Mr Morrison's getting a semi. Quote Mr Morrison, of Old Edinburgh Road, Inverness, claimed in gay marches elsewhere members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community flaunted their immorality in the most extravagant ways imaginable. "This becomes evident especially in city centres when they thrust lewdness in the faces of men, women and children alike by frolicking unashamedly on rainbow-coloured floats making obscene sexual gestures," he said. "If this unsavoury event is given planning permission then these desperately sad scenes are now likely to be witnessed very tragically in Inverness on October 6." https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/News/Gay-parade-plan-for-Inverness-prompts-petition-11092018.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 FFS not again Damien: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/uk-world/736931/witness-describes-very-distressing-scene-after-man-killed-by-falling-window/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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