Oooooft Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 04/27/2018 at 10:57, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man driven from Stoke to Dundee to go shoplifting (and threatened to be abandoned there if he didn't do any of the old shoplifting) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-driven-to-dundee-from-stoke-and-told-to-steal-from-city-shops/ Hmmmm. Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Hmmmm. Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 Must have got the secret handshake off the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 @Bairnardo is Falkirk’s Champion lover. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6173085/jealous-mum-battered-cheating-lover-after-catching-him-romping-with-two-women-in-hostel/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] is Falkirk’s Champion lover. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6173085/jealous-mum-battered-cheating-lover-after-catching-him-romping-with-two-women-in-hostel/ Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] is Falkirk’s Champion lover. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6173085/jealous-mum-battered-cheating-lover-after-catching-him-romping-with-two-women-in-hostel/ Wid Again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Again? No, I suspect that is of the type you only visit once.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Burglar gets himself stuck in shed for an easy arrest: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/645760/shed-i-stay-or-shed-i-go-now-this-is-the-moment-justice-caught-up-with-a-bungling-fife-thief/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Another proud day for Celtic Football Club and its wonderful fans. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/bus-driver-praised-as-have-a-go-heroes-chase-pickpocket-along-dundee-street/ #HH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Sadface over police doing their job https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/police-to-investigate-complaint-of-officers-handling-of-dundee-chainsaw-incident/ If there was a guy in my front garden who'd just tried to murder someone with a chainsaw, the last thing I'd do is go outside and film him. And that's precisely what the police were trying to do - get the two of them to safety. "“They came in all guns blazing, about 20 of them. It was absolutely ridiculous. It was like they thought they were on TV" Of course they f**king did. THE GUY HAD A F**KING CHAINSAW AND JUST TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE WITH IT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 1 hour ago, The Master said: Sadface over police doing their job https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/police-to-investigate-complaint-of-officers-handling-of-dundee-chainsaw-incident/ If there was a guy in my front garden who'd just tried to murder someone with a chainsaw, the last thing I'd do is go outside and film him. And that's precisely what the police were trying to do - get the two of them to safety. "“They came in all guns blazing, about 20 of them. It was absolutely ridiculous. It was like they thought they were on TV" Of course they f**king did. THE GUY HAD A F**KING CHAINSAW AND JUST TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE WITH IT. They would have still probably filed a complaint if the guy had come in and chopped them both up to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Probably one of the most horrific things that could ever happen has occurred in Dundee hospital. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2620847/ninewells-hospital-dundee-premature-baby-decapitated/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, supermik said: Probably one of the most horrific things that could ever happen has occurred in Dundee hospital. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2620847/ninewells-hospital-dundee-premature-baby-decapitated/ I don't want to click on that link.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I don't want to click on that link.... Tbh, can’t believe that the story is not on every newsfeed. Truly horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, supermik said: Tbh, can’t believe that the story is not on every newsfeed. Truly horrific. The Record covers it quite sensitively for a change, I suppose they knew they couldn't sensationalise something so awful already. Not going to read the Sun's version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 hours ago, supermik said: Probably one of the most horrific things that could ever happen has occurred in Dundee hospital. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2620847/ninewells-hospital-dundee-premature-baby-decapitated/ Puts a different slant on the phrase “ ripping the head aff it “ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Puts a different slant on the phrase “ ripping the head aff it “ Idiot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Ooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, resk said: Ooft. Whit? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 You know, for a split second whilst reading that I thought it was actually going to say: "The hearing was told the first-time mum was then forced to undergo a C-section to remove the head – which was sewn on to the tragic tot’s body so she..." ... wouldn't notice. I'm a terrible person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-Toon Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 And? https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/a-woman-found-a-perfect-ampersand-in-her-curly-fries/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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