dee_62 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Courier back with another classic headline. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/771285/pair-found-with-stolen-sex-toy-and-custard-creams-in-dundee-flat-avoid-jail/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Man gets tattoo done. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/theres-not-a-day-goes-by-that-i-dont-think-about-her-kevin-gets-tattoo-tribute-to-tragic-sister-marie-36/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man gets tattoo done. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/theres-not-a-day-goes-by-that-i-dont-think-about-her-kevin-gets-tattoo-tribute-to-tragic-sister-marie-36/ That would make me feel uncomfortable if I fancied a naked tug in front of the full length mirror in the hallway. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Looks like she’s just gotten home from a Bukkake party.RIP etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Is that his nipple or did his sister have a tracheostomy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 On 21/11/2018 at 16:19, Zen Archer said: Bashing the Bishop? Nope , he missed me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 On 23/11/2018 at 21:18, dee_62 said: Courier back with another classic headline.https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/771285/pair-found-with-stolen-sex-toy-and-custard-creams-in-dundee-flat-avoid-jail/ If I read it right, they paid £50 for a lucky bag of blag? Nappies, sex toy, custard creams, pair of trainers, perfume, adult and baby clothes,,,,,,and a fuckin clock? This normal in Dundee a month afore Xmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Two men built a fence outside a house and fenced in their van https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/workmen-fenced-themselves-in-manchester-15492419?fbclid=IwAR39CuI3s-vgXMJK23AAoxRtONJ-9AYDwovXz9sTvRAvsmHBALVk9qhF1VM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On 21/11/2018 at 16:19, Zen Archer said: Bashing the Bishop? Nope , thankfully , i’m Unharmed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Christmas cancelled https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/celebrations-advent-calendar-sparks-fury-13671814.amp?__twitter_impression=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Christmas cancelledhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/celebrations-advent-calendar-sparks-fury-13671814.amp?__twitter_impression=true I hope they have bounty again on the 24th 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I didn't know it was Illegal so I should have sympathy for the fine I got https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-46427500?fbclid=IwAR0JAr7VlRftb49CdjHE4aCx15s1xHvONVMJYoaM90aEoTGq7gGm9leZjvk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Residents in Dundee were left doing a double take after a Hollywood horror star was seen rollerblading down the street with a Staffie dog. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-shock-as-man-with-staffie-skates-on-dundee-street-at-6-30am-wearing-mask-of-friday-the-13th-character-jason-voorhees/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 22 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: I didn't know it was Illegal so I should have sympathy for the fine I got https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-46427500?fbclid=IwAR0JAr7VlRftb49CdjHE4aCx15s1xHvONVMJYoaM90aEoTGq7gGm9leZjvk "They've taken my name and they've ruined it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Residents in Dundee were left doing a double take after a Hollywood horror star was seen rollerblading down the street with a Staffie dog. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-shock-as-man-with-staffie-skates-on-dundee-street-at-6-30am-wearing-mask-of-friday-the-13th-character-jason-voorhees/ Never going to top the gadgie who was huckled for bouncing down the dual carriageway on a spacehopper... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Dunfermline's take on Amsterdam's red light district window ladies: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17273345.remax-dunfermline-put-kindred-fife-duo-in-festive-display/?ref=mr&lp=10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Dunfermline's take on Amsterdam's red light district window ladies:https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17273345.remax-dunfermline-put-kindred-fife-duo-in-festive-display/?ref=mr&lp=10 The wee guy behind the one in the left seems to be enjoying himself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Stupid bint can't read; force-feeds daughter cat treats. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8035142/schoolgirl-eats-advent-calendar-cats-catnip/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Man wrote obscene message in Christmas card to neighbour Quote A man who wrote an obscene message in a Christmas card to a female neighbour has been jailed for two months. Allan West, 64, posted the card through the woman's door on Christmas Day afternoon. Falkirk Sheriff Court heard that the recipient, who had received another card from West earlier in the day, was "shocked and alarmed" and called the police. West told police he had sent the card "just to be neighbourly." Prosecutor Ann Orr told the court: "He was asked if it was an appropriate thing to write in a Christmas card and he said 'no'." West, of Grangemouth, admitted sending a sexual written communication without the recipient's consent. Murray Aitken, defending, said: "He was alone on Christmas Day and he was hoping for some company. "Inexplicably, through alcohol, he has sent something which caused her to call the police." Sheriff Simon Collins told West: "I don't think there is an alternative to custody." Tears, actual tears 2 months in prison for sending a card saying "Gies a gobble" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Slow news day at the DnG? Chicken nugget fan launches appeal to buy snack Its this type of shite that should get GoFundMe banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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