LincolnHearts Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: Unsurprisingly.. Like an American version of the Daily Mirror. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I suspect that the spelling here will have a few posters on here seething: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 13:36, Shandon Par said: Fifers eh? "reacted badly when his bank card was handed back to him through a letterbox." https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676733.kelty-coal-carrying-champ-threw-slab-at-exs-door/ Appropriately enough this happened in Croftangry Road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 53 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I suspect that the spelling here will have a few posters on here seething: Be A Wear -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Lessons in shoplifting. Rule 1: don't take a "considerable amount" of Valium before going shoplifting.. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676874.shoplifter-took-valium-before-stealing-football-shirts/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Lessons in shoplifting. Rule 1: don't take a "considerable amount" of Valium before going shoplifting.. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676874.shoplifter-took-valium-before-stealing-football-shirts/ No surprise at which taps he nicked. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 46 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: No surprise at which taps he nicked. If he'd stolen Dunfermline tops he could have pleaded insanity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Good grief. "Hello, coastguard please, my boat is sinking!!""Ah kinny send ye yin oot, malcom's nae talking tae finlay"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-48527290 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, philpy said: Good grief. "Hello, coastguard please, my boat is sinking!!" "Ah kinny send ye yin oot, malcom's nae talking tae finlay"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-48527290 Fit they like min. https://www.peterheadlifeboat.co.uk/crew.htm Edited June 5, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Good grief. "Hello, coastguard please, my boat is sinking!!""Ah kinny send ye yin oot, malcom's nae talking tae finlay"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-48527290Wur still nae spikkin...and the inside a yer boats wetter than a knackert fridge... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Fife women are the best: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676241.lucy-hoping-to-land-miss-scotland-title/?ref=mr&lp=6 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/sport/17686285.lisa-is-scotlands-strongest-woman/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Fife women are the best: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676241.lucy-hoping-to-land-miss-scotland-title/?ref=mr&lp=6 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/sport/17686285.lisa-is-scotlands-strongest-woman/ Lucy is an amazing "wid" Lisa, She looks strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Fife women are the best: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676241.lucy-hoping-to-land-miss-scotland-title/?ref=mr&lp=6 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/sport/17686285.lisa-is-scotlands-strongest-woman/ lucy gets one photo.lisa gets 5 I despair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, highlandcowden said: lucy gets one photo.lisa gets 5 I despair Would you tell her she couldn't have five? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Just now, GordonD said: Would you tell her she couldn't have five? good point,well made 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 On 05/06/2019 at 18:21, philpy said: Good grief. "Hello, coastguard please, my boat is sinking!!" "Ah kinny send ye yin oot, malcom's nae talking tae finlay"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-48527290 Is there a reason why the RNLI have to depend on legacies and donations? Is there a publicly funded equivalent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, nsr said: Is there a reason why the RNLI have to depend on legacies and donations? Is there a publicly funded equivalent? There's the Coastguard but they don't have nearly enough boats and staff to cover the whole of UK and Irish waters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I'd have thought the "Royal" bit of the name implies it's sponsored by the monarchy or the state in some way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, nsr said: I'd have thought the "Royal" bit of the name implies it's sponsored by the monarchy or the state in some way. Nah, just means the Queen is symbolic Patron. It's still called the RNLI in the ROI oddly. Edited June 7, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Nah, just means the Queen is symbolic Patron. It's still called the RNLI in the ROI oddly. Was told a belter of a story on a related theme a few years back. A guy I was talking to had been involved in trying to get a coastguard team set up somewhere in Ireland at the height of The Troubles. He was addressing a meeting and said it wouldn't be a problem taking the HM bit of HM Coastguard off the vehicles if that was an issue. Someone at the back of the room stood up and said they'd back the proposal and it was fine to leave the HM bit on. On the way home, the guy setting the team up told someone he was travelling with it was looking good but he hoped the guy that supported him came to no harm. At this point the other guy turned, looked at him and told him: "Are you fucking kidding? That guy's the local IRA commander" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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