Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 20 hours ago, scottsdad said: Love the use of the word "chib" in the headline Convicted killer caught with caught with an eleven-bladed chib Some phenomenal seasonal product placement in there. Why even bother bringing back The Snowman. On the night of the 2009 murder, Allen had been drinking with Mr Black before attacking him with a lamp and a glass Irn-Bru bottle then slitting his throat with a kitchen knife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Some phenomenal seasonal product placement in there. Why even bother bringing back The Snowman. But a true Scotsman would have sliced his throat with the broken Irn-Bru bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, TxRover said: But a true Scotsman would have sliced his throat with the broken Irn-Bru bottle. An Irn-Bru bar that had been nibbled on along one edge and placed in the freezer made for an excellent knife (that could be easily disposed of in a tasty manner). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: An Irn-Bru bar that had been nibbled on along one edge and placed in the freezer made for an excellent knife (that could be easily disposed of in a tasty manner). @Shandon Parcut his own throat doing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @Shandon Parcut his own throat doing that. My mum broke a tooth on a Wham bar so you do have to be careful with these sweets right enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallo24 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 https://planetradio.co.uk/borders/local/news/jedburgh-funeral-directors-crash/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I lost a tooth eating a toffee crisp at Brockville. I remember the day well. My dad was in hospital having damaged his back carrying a coffin, so my brother took me to the game. We beat Queen of the South 7-1. Went directly to the hospital to give him the good news that a) he missed a fantastic win and b) the tooth fairy was expected to cough up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 10 hours ago, Gallo24 said: https://planetradio.co.uk/borders/local/news/jedburgh-funeral-directors-crash/ Fourteen bodies have already been recovered. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Fourteen bodies have already been recovered. Didn't realise that Suzuki offered the Vitara in optional 'hearse' trim. Very niche............... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 14 hours ago, Gallo24 said: https://planetradio.co.uk/borders/local/news/jedburgh-funeral-directors-crash/ She gave me the wrong code for a key safe. True story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Didn't realise that Suzuki offered the Vitara in optional 'hearse' trim. Very niche............... Go slower stripes as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Fella has been charged with attempted murder (ironically enough in the Sheriff Court on the opposite side of the street). Tried to kill his ex-partner and her mother who run it. Charged with domestic abuse and breaching bail at same time. On an unrelated note I'm interested somebody bothers to put 'Established 2022' on their shop... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Didn't realise that Suzuki offered the Vitara in optional 'hearse' trim. Very niche............... Who wants Zoe to do their funeral? I want a proper undertakers name, Isaiah, Zebediah or the like. It's not just females, who would want Darryl or Jaxon presiding over the do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Used to do a bit of work for a funeral director. He’d ring me up and in his Rev I M Jolly voice say “hello it’s Jim the merry mortician”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 A good mate of mine owns a funeral business. He's made a fortune out of planting people, despite the machinations of the Co-op Mafia. Sadly his name isn't interesting, like Chugbucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Used to do a bit of work for a funeral director. He’d ring me up and in his Rev I M Jolly voice say “hello it’s Jim the merry mortician”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: A good mate of mine owns a funeral business. He's made a fortune Yet some say it's a dying industry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who wants Zoe to do their funeral? I'd need to see a pic before making such a quick judgement. ETA - I just checked. As you were. Edited December 9, 2022 by hk blues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Excellent compo faces. A furious dad says Asda staff sold his seven-year-old son a scratchcard – despite the fact that the minimum age for such a purpose is 16. James Fletcher-Retallick, 47, said he was "shocked" son Ronnie, seven, was able to make the purchase with his pocket money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 07/12/2022 at 18:39, Shandon Par said: My mum broke a tooth on a Wham bar so you do have to be careful with these sweets right enough. Whams and Desperate Dan's. The tooth takers of the 10p confectionery world. 7 minutes ago, bennett said: Yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.