GordonD Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: I was worried for a minute as I was in Swindon recently. Then I realised any sex act lasting 20 minutes rules me out as a suspect. Unless you count the time it took to eat the pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Meanwhile. That's growse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Unless you count the time it took to eat the pizza. I’ve heard of licking the sausage as a code, but never “eating the pizza”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lamb-found-car-drugs-worth-29788624 Chips, lamb, coke, heroin. Sniffer dog must have been going mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lamb-found-car-drugs-worth-29788624 Chips, lamb, coke, heroin. Sniffer dog must have been going mental. Unlike the other Billy who got nowhere near sniffing any ruminants this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, TxRover said: I’ve heard of licking the sausage as a code, but never “eating the pizza”. It's a Red Dwarf reference. (Or have I been whooshed?) Edited April 24, 2023 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lamb-found-car-drugs-worth-29788624 Chips, lamb, coke, heroin. Sniffer dog must have been going mental. Northbound on the M74 near Glasgow…two men and a woman…makes the lamb someone’s underage girlfriend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Unlike the other Billy who got nowhere near sniffing any ruminants this weekend. The chips, lamb, crack and smack. What a munchie box! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 An opportunity for @SlipperyP to start a new career in imports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 58 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: An opportunity for @SlipperyP to start a new career in imports. Given the number of cheap Chinese goods with Lithium Ion batteries that keep catching fire, not sure that’s an ideal plan… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 One of Hungary’s top 50 criminals arrested in Dunfermline. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10569546/most-wanted-europe-drugs-scotland-hungary/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Newfoundland has always been a bastion of natural comedy, but this is by far the most Newfoundland thing ever https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, senorsoupe said: Newfoundland has always been a bastion of natural comedy, but this is by far the most Newfoundland thing ever https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578 “…in an area of the province known as Conception Bay…” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, TxRover said: “…in an area of the province known as Conception Bay…” And it was photographed from the town of Dildo.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 42 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: And it was photographed from the town of Dildo.. By a seaman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 12 minutes ago, TxRover said: By a seaman? Four skin divers I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 23 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Four skin divers I believe. Sounds like a hairy job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 8 hours ago, TxRover said: Sounds like a hairy job. Has its drawbacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 12 hours ago, senorsoupe said: Newfoundland has always been a bastion of natural comedy, but this is by far the most Newfoundland thing ever https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578 Is God really @throbber then? It says the tip had fallen off. I'm not surprised with that cold temperature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Is God really @throbber then? It says the tip had fallen off. I'm not surprised with that cold temperature. That is tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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