Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 (edited) Heeeeeere's Johnny Leslie!!! Edited June 22, 2023 by Hedgecutter 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Sunderland man jailed for performing sex act while kneeling over captured seagull David Lee, 40, told police that he believed the seagull was hurt and that he was searching for a vet's number. However, a police investigation revealed he was watching pornography during the incident. Sky News story here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 9 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Sunderland man jailed for performing sex act while kneeling over captured seagull David Lee, 40, told police that he believed the seagull was hurt and that he was searching for a vet's number. However, a police investigation revealed he was watching pornography during the incident. Sky News story here. Nearest he was getting to a real burrd! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 10:32, Steve_Wilkos said: Sunderland man jailed for performing sex act while kneeling over captured seagull David Lee, 40, told police that he believed the seagull was hurt and that he was searching for a vet's number. However, a police investigation revealed he was watching pornography during the incident. Sky News story here. Was that photo taken at the time of the crime? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 10:32, Steve_Wilkos said: Sunderland man jailed for performing sex act while kneeling over captured seagull David Lee, 40, told police that he believed the seagull was hurt and that he was searching for a vet's number. However, a police investigation revealed he was watching pornography during the incident. Sky News story here. Pfft. Call that a pervert? (warning, do not read the following if you're remotely normal or you will be disturbed. I read it and wished i hadn't so feel i need to inflict it on others. Seriously, it's fucking horrible.) https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/convicted-killer-sadistically-tortures-hedgehog-27140084 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Pfft. Call that a pervert? (warning, do not read the following if you're remotely normal or you will be disturbed. I read it and wished i hadn't so feel i need to inflict it on others. Seriously, it's fucking horrible.) https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/convicted-killer-sadistically-tortures-hedgehog-27140084 Headline is enough to stop me clicking on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Quote female hedgehog which was still alive but covered in blood and a "white creamy substance". The defendant was found in bed, naked from the waist down and was wearing prosthetic breasts. We've all been there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) Father’s £1,000 trip to Aberdeen just to scratch daughter’s car in row over £50 https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/crime-courts/5879620/fathers-1000-pound-trip-to-aberdeen-to-scratch-daughters-car-in-50-pound-row/ Quote James Richardson came to Aberdeen to confront his daughter. A dad spent £1,000 travelling from the Philippines to Aberdeen – then scratched his daughter’s car in a two-year-old row over £50. James Richardson – an 80-year-old pensioner – damaged the vehicle along with one belonging to his daughter’s partner, when there was no answer at their door. They’d previously fallen out after Richardson sent £50 for his daughter to pass on to his great-granddaughter, which he claims never happened. The elderly vandal, who had never been in court before, even called the police on himself and then spent the night locked up in a cell. Now, Richardson – who married a 29-year-old Filipino to remain in the Philippines – doesn’t have the money to fly back home, Aberdeen Sheriff Court heard. Edited June 25, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 31 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Father’s £1,000 trip to Aberdeen just to scratch daughter’s car in row over £50 https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/crime-courts/5879620/fathers-1000-pound-trip-to-aberdeen-to-scratch-daughters-car-in-50-pound-row/ Sometimes you just need a vacation without the wife, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 43 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Father’s £1,000 trip to Aberdeen just to scratch daughter’s car in row over £50 https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/crime-courts/5879620/fathers-1000-pound-trip-to-aberdeen-to-scratch-daughters-car-in-50-pound-row/ GOOOOOOOOOOALAAAAAZOOOOOO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Really… 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Really… No way that's accidental. At least twice the Daily Record has published stories about people trying to smuggle reptiles through Customs, hidden inside their clothing, and the headline has referred to 'trouser snakes'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, GordonD said: No way that's accidental. At least twice the Daily Record has published stories about people trying to smuggle reptiles through Customs, hidden inside their clothing, and the headline has referred to 'trouser snakes'. I expect the judge took a firm line. Related, an ex-coworker with a medical spouse related how they treat you after 4 hours and now reduction in response…it involves a large gauge needle and straps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Bloke pished on plane, woman pished on on plane https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-man-pees-on-airline-passenger-on-emirates-plane-to-miami-17289324 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Bloke pished on plane, woman pished on on plane https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-man-pees-on-airline-passenger-on-emirates-plane-to-miami-17289324 That takes the mile high club to another level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Have any P&Bers felt “outraged” at out of date bus timetables? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandmac Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 45 minutes ago, The Master said: Have any P&Bers felt “outraged” at out of date bus timetables? Absolutely The local&national governments are wanting us to get out of our cars and use public transport but neither train or bus operators can provide the most basic information necessary for this.iveca bus shelter opposite,the last timetable in there is from precovid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 15 hours ago, highlandmac said: Absolutely The local&national governments are wanting us to get out of our cars and use public transport but neither train or bus operators can provide the most basic information necessary for this.iveca bus shelter opposite,the last timetable in there is from precovid ^^^Bus w****r! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 'My giant Wetherspoon's chip was so huge it dwarfed my beef burger' https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/my-giant-wetherspoons-chip-huge-30482706 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 On 03/07/2023 at 22:10, highlandmac said: Absolutely The local&national governments are wanting us to get out of our cars and use public transport but neither train or bus operators can provide the most basic information necessary for this.iveca bus shelter opposite,the last timetable in there is from precovid Is that the era just after the precambrian ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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