GordonD Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 6 hours ago, coprolite said: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/smiling-barman-who-travelled-country-15716673 Wonder if they had 'Bring your daughter to work day' back then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/celebs/lewis-capaldis-face-appears-bag-27718929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Was he doing a handstand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/ Cock aye the noo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/ Someone dobbed him for getting his dibber out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 5 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/ How are they defining a “short kilt” here? Will we be seeing the polis having lads stand up straight, arms at side and checking to see the kilt is at least fingertip length? If it was the lassie on page three in a short skirt and no underwear, would the complaint have been made? Sexism! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 8 hours ago, TxRover said: How are they defining a “short kilt” here? Will we be seeing the polis having lads stand up straight, arms at side and checking to see the kilt is at least fingertip length? If it was the lassie on page three in a short skirt and no underwear, would the complaint have been made? Sexism! Maybe they need to introduce a system whereby your kilt length increases with your age. The auld boy is 73, and his scrotum probably hangs to about his ankles by now, so if he's going commando he has reached the stage where kilts are banned, and tartan trousers are his only legal alternative to prevent becoming a geriatric addition to the register. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 4 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Maybe they need to introduce a system whereby your kilt length increases with your age. The auld boy is 73, and his scrotum probably hangs to about his ankles by now, so if he's going commando he has reached the stage where kilts are banned, and tartan trousers are his only legal alternative to prevent becoming a geriatric addition to the register. The men’s version of this… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Red Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 31 minutes ago, TxRover said: The men’s version of this… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Looks like @Chlamydia Boy has moved up here.. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/fridge-freezer-thrown-at-police-in-inverness-329257/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Looks like @Chlamydia Boy has moved up here.. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/fridge-freezer-thrown-at-police-in-inverness-329257/ Must be built like Schwarzenegger if he can launch a fridge freezer at the polis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 14 hours ago, welshbairn said: Looks like @Chlamydia Boy has moved up here.. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/fridge-freezer-thrown-at-police-in-inverness-329257/ did they throw him in the cooler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 (edited) Attention seeking dafty on the loose in North Ayrshire (surprisingly) makes national news https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/10/13/pennywise-the-dancing-clown-stalks-skelmorlie-stephen-king/#comment Spoiler ‘Pennywise’ clown stalking Scottish village dares police to catch him Man dressed as character from Stephen King’s horror novel It is seen roaming the streets leaving a trail of red balloons By Daniel Sanderson, Scottish Correspondent13 October 2023 • 4:09pm A sinister clown who has been seen roaming the streets of a Scottish village at night has dared police to track him down. The man, dressed as Pennywise the Dancing Clown from It, the Stephen King horror novel, has been seen stalking Skelmorlie in North Ayrshire and leaving red balloons tied to street furniture. He has apparently set up a Facebook page under the name Cole Deimos. In Greek mythology, Deimos is a deity who represents the personification of fear. In a video message, entitled “message to the media”, the clown’s voice is digitally altered as he speaks over a spooky soundtrack. It opens with the clown sitting on a park bench in the village, while in the final image, he is seen standing next to signs welcoming people to Skelmorlie, which has a population of around 2,000. “Well, well, well, I’ve made the news again,” the clown says, in response to recent press coverage. “Should I smile for the cameras with my ‘hideous’ grin?” The clown, who seemingly first appeared in the village in 2021, said: “The police have been informed, do you think that I care? They’d have to catch me first anyway – and yes, that’s a dare.” Police Scotland are understood to be aware of the videos but have not said whether they are actively seeking to track the clown down. Pictures and videos of the clown posing around darkened streets have also reportedly been uploaded and then deleted from social media. The clown pictured stalking the streets of SkelmorlieCredit: Cole Deimos/Facebook Referring to journalists who have covered the story, who he named, he added: “This clown doesn’t want fame, glory or gold. “He just wants to play in this so-called sleepy town. So, come and join in and learn to fear the Skelmorlie clown.” The video has received a largely positive response online from locals, many of whom said they hoped to see the clown in person in the run-up to Hallowe’en. Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown in Stephen King’s It Credit: KOBAL COLLECTION Heather McLaughlin wrote: “Love it! Never stop! We’re at Meigle and have always hoped to see you out. We were out the other night in Skelmorlie hoping to bump into you.” Andy Buchan wrote: “Out of all the clowns in this village he’s the best.” Pennywise the Dancing Clown is the main antagonist in It, a 1986 novel which was later made into a two-part mini-series and was made into a Hollywood film in 2017. Edited October 13, 2023 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 On 10/10/2023 at 17:18, bennett said: Must be built like Schwarzenegger if he can launch a fridge freezer at the polis. Or off his tits on PCP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandmac Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 4 hours ago, alta-pete said: Attention seeking dafty on the loose in North Ayrshire (surprisingly) makes national news https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/10/13/pennywise-the-dancing-clown-stalks-skelmorlie-stephen-king/#comment Hide contents ‘Pennywise’ clown stalking Scottish village dares police to catch him Man dressed as character from Stephen King’s horror novel It is seen roaming the streets leaving a trail of red balloons By Daniel Sanderson, Scottish Correspondent13 October 2023 • 4:09pm A sinister clown who has been seen roaming the streets of a Scottish village at night has dared police to track him down. The man, dressed as Pennywise the Dancing Clown from It, the Stephen King horror novel, has been seen stalking Skelmorlie in North Ayrshire and leaving red balloons tied to street furniture. He has apparently set up a Facebook page under the name Cole Deimos. In Greek mythology, Deimos is a deity who represents the personification of fear. In a video message, entitled “message to the media”, the clown’s voice is digitally altered as he speaks over a spooky soundtrack. It opens with the clown sitting on a park bench in the village, while in the final image, he is seen standing next to signs welcoming people to Skelmorlie, which has a population of around 2,000. “Well, well, well, I’ve made the news again,” the clown says, in response to recent press coverage. “Should I smile for the cameras with my ‘hideous’ grin?” The clown, who seemingly first appeared in the village in 2021, said: “The police have been informed, do you think that I care? They’d have to catch me first anyway – and yes, that’s a dare.” Police Scotland are understood to be aware of the videos but have not said whether they are actively seeking to track the clown down. Pictures and videos of the clown posing around darkened streets have also reportedly been uploaded and then deleted from social media. The clown pictured stalking the streets of SkelmorlieCredit: Cole Deimos/Facebook Referring to journalists who have covered the story, who he named, he added: “This clown doesn’t want fame, glory or gold. “He just wants to play in this so-called sleepy town. So, come and join in and learn to fear the Skelmorlie clown.” The video has received a largely positive response online from locals, many of whom said they hoped to see the clown in person in the run-up to Hallowe’en. Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown in Stephen King’s It Credit: KOBAL COLLECTION Heather McLaughlin wrote: “Love it! Never stop! We’re at Meigle and have always hoped to see you out. We were out the other night in Skelmorlie hoping to bump into you.” Andy Buchan wrote: “Out of all the clowns in this village he’s the best.” Pennywise the Dancing Clown is the main antagonist in It, a 1986 novel which was later made into a two-part mini-series and was made into a Hollywood film in 2017. I fear for this murderous clown in Ayrshire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, highlandmac said: I fear for this murderous clown in Ayrshire You think he's gonna get the Killie gig then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I always thought family planning was for a different type of wood? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Aberdeen city's education department forget Good Friday is a public holiday: Scots school pupils to be kept in class an extra day before Christmas holidays after council blunder | The Scottish Sun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Eagle eyed gardai spot fake tax disc! https://www.rte.ie/news/regional/2023/1121/1417696-tax-disc/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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