Salt n Vinegar Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 minute ago, Swarley said: So you admit to being in the area of the crime? And there's potential motive, maybe a homeowner who didn't give a Christmas tip, or someone who complained that their Daily Mail got wet when it was raining? Throw away the key. I suspect that given the Maily Dail coverage of subjects like the royal family, asylum seekers, the unemployed, single mothers, folk "on the sick" etc, as many copies of that publication are as likely to be found to be wet a few hours after delivery as to be affected by rain before delivery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I suspect that given the Maily Dail coverage of subjects like the royal family, asylum seekers, the unemployed, single mothers, folk "on the sick" etc, Waiting for them to slag off King Charles for malingering... but not holding my breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Waiting for them to slag off King Charles for malingering... but not holding my breath. Oh, they wouldn't dare. Any public figure or common Joe or Elsie criticising the king would face the wrath of "polite" society. Literary types might respond with a nod to Tolkien... "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men bad enough for such treachery." (Wee bit of class there...well ok a very wee bit...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 4 hours ago, Swarley said: So you admit to being in the area of the crime? And there's potential motive, maybe a homeowner who didn't give a Christmas tip, or someone who complained that their Daily Mail got wet when it was raining? Throw away the key. Yes, Officer, I would have been in the area of the crime. 30+ years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) I assumed this story from Montrose would have been posted up already, but seems to have gone under the radar: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11984613/coronation-street-flashed-boobs-booze-fuelled-chaos/ Quote Actress Imogen Boorman, who played Vanessa Morgan, has been placed on the sex offender's list after stripping naked in a pub, laying on the bar drinking straight from the beer taps, and hitting a punter in the face. Edited February 21 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I assumed this story from Montrose would have been posted up already, but seems to have gone under the radar: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11984613/coronation-street-flashed-boobs-booze-fuelled-chaos/ I’m trying to balance the described timeline with the breathless “four cops rushed to the (pub)”… And who hasn’t wanted to lie down on the bar and drink straight from the taps? Edited February 21 by TxRover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Silly Imogen. Got a bit wreckless on the puro there, hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Muntered in Montrose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 On 21/02/2024 at 19:00, Hedgecutter said: I assumed this story from Montrose would have been posted up already, but seems to have gone under the radar: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11984613/coronation-street-flashed-boobs-booze-fuelled-chaos/ It would be an unusual first date, but she was probably nervous. Will you be seeing her again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Soap IMO https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/kirkcaldy-road-closed-as-emergency-services-deal-with-unknown-substance-4532067 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Broxburn: Brazen thieves tow away two 25-foot containers from West Lothian football club in broad daylight - Daily Record West Lothian thieves in lorry steal football club's entire kit including goalposts - Edinburgh Live 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 "Lochgelly lout injured officer with sausage and haggis breakfast pack" Courier. Square go, officer? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 14 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: "Lochgelly lout injured officer with sausage and haggis breakfast pack" Courier. Square go, officer? Links? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 17 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: "Lochgelly lout injured officer with sausage and haggis breakfast pack" Courier. Square go, officer? At least he wasn't left with egg on his face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 41 minutes ago, Dan Steele said: "Lochgelly lout injured officer with sausage and haggis breakfast pack" Courier. Square go, officer? Thought it went well with bacon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Father Dougal does a funeral at Dunfermline cemetery. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/24160672.owner-arranges-removal-van-stuck-dunfermline-cemetery/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 7 hours ago, pawpar said: Father Dougal does a funeral at Dunfermline cemetery. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/24160672.owner-arranges-removal-van-stuck-dunfermline-cemetery/ Was at a funeral recently at Mortonhall and was surprised to see signs saying “don’t drive over graves”. Thought “no moron is going to do that, what a pointless sign” but no, seems like it was justified. Looks like Dunfermline crem needs a sign too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 My work has a cemetery in the grounds and a bus drove over some graves a while back. You also get tourists behaving incredibly disrespectfully amidst them, but I think I was accused of "didn't happen" last time I went into more detail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was at a funeral recently at Mortonhall and was surprised to see signs saying “don’t drive over graves”. Thought “no moron is going to do that, what a pointless sign” but no, seems like it was justified. Looks like Dunfermline crem needs a sign too. I read that as Motorhead a first glance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, superwell87 said: I read that as Motorhead a first glance The head grave digger is called the ace of spades. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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