rustyarabnuts Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Help! I've left my dad in a taxi! http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/distraught-dundee-man-left-dad-s-ashes-in-city-taxi-1.876408 should really read "Dundee man gets pissed and leaves Dead dad in car" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Boring story but a cracking headline. http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/rat-kills-virgin-in-kirkcaldy-1-1906102 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Help! I've left my dad in a taxi! http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/distraught-dundee-man-left-dad-s-ashes-in-city-taxi-1.876408 Sounds like a movie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Boring story but a cracking headline. http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/rat-kills-virgin-in-kirkcaldy-1-1906102 Outstanding! Will remember that the next time I'm in trouble for only using 14 words in a web head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Mozza fails to snare weather girl. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/bbc-weather-presenter-cried-tears-of-relief-after-dundee-car-park-drama-1.876758 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Angry teachers http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/teacher-accused-of-pushing-pupil-against-wall-and-calling-him-a-dwarf/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) Mozza fails to snare weather girl. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/bbc-weather-presenter-cried-tears-of-relief-after-dundee-car-park-drama-1.876758 Bet he'd cleaned the rubber mattress in his transit and lit candles and everything. I would have.. Edited May 20, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I have a big thing in my jeans but this wasn't me. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/inverkeithing-man-had-machete-down-jeans-1.877785 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'm was only driving cos me mate's pissed. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/drink-driver-pulled-over-returns-153-breathalyser-reading-tells-police-he-was-driving-because-he-was-less-intoxicated-than-passenger/story-fnk0b1zt-1227366305777 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Local to Pele, Zico, Neymar...? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-brazilian-bikini-biker-distract-5769036 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Spider-ned locked up in Dundee. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/court/yob-20-locked-up-over-drama-on-dundee-roof-1.878600 Any news on whether or not he was shouting "There can only be one!" during this rooftop rampage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/fife-pupil-left-behind-at-safari-park-and-wasn-t-missed-until-bus-got-back-to-dunfermline-1.879055 Fife pupil left behind at safari park — and wasn’t missed until bus got back to Dunfermline To be fair to the teachers, this was the bairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 A school trip with 300 pupils? I'm impressed they only left one behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Can the title of this thread just be changed to Have I Got Dundee News For You? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Don't apologise I love these stories 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The alleged snorter can snort my ashes if she likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The urn was 'guarded by a snake'? Dear, oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 The end of the Darwin Stubby. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-29/darwin-stubby-wake-held-as-carlton-united-stops-production/6508116?WT.ac=statenews_nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 The urn was 'guarded by a snake'? Dear, oh dear.Quick. Very quick. Never seen a man beat the snake before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Bingo stabbers, unite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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