Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Hapless would-be robber mistook fish and chip shop for bookmakers http://news.stv.tv/east-central/1325002-derek-carr-mistook-chippy-for-coral-in-west-lothian-robbery-attempt/ Salt n sauce on yer bag of dosh darlin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Chippies / chippers have a silent panic button? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Aberdeen fan rips finger off whilst celebrating goal Link Further evidence that men shouldn't get married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Humpty Doo, closer to Dundee than you might think. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/police-searching-for-31-year-old-dundee-beach-resident-following-a-firearms-incident/story-fnk0b1zt-1227452334674 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You can tell this was in Dundee, Australia, rather than Dundee Mk1 as the boy escaped in a normal vehicle rather than nicking a dump truck/space hopper/pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Dog dials 999. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/07/22/police-called-to-tayside-bb-after-dog-phones-999/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Dog dials 999. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/07/22/police-called-to-tayside-bb-after-dog-phones-999/ WTF? Cino the one-year-old cocker spaniel made the call when the owner of Gilmore House Bed and Breakfast in Blairgowrie left him outside with the phone last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's a bit like the time the police found a naked young man running away from Jeffrey Dahmer's house and returned the lad to the sadistic cannibal, passing it off as a lovers' tiff. The dog was nearly free from this maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You can tell this was in Dundee, Australia, rather than Dundee Mk1 as the boy escaped in a normal vehicle rather than nicking a dump truck/space hopper/pram. Nah I think you'll find Dundee is Dundee is Dundee... It is believed he may have to up to seven children with him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 All well and good, but where do we get our free sausage roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Hull news. When Holiday Inn get so picky? Nae students/hookers policy. As many a rapper has said, "I take a ho to the hotel, to the motel, to the Holiday Innnnn" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Katoomba man goes on Grinder related date, changes mind because guy that turns up doesn't match his profile, makes up BS story to cover his tracks Police investigate reports of man detained 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "The craziest embezzlement you will ever come across" http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/07/23/dundee-bank-manager-jailed-for-craziest-90000-embezzlement-ever/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "The craziest embezzlement you will ever come across" http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/07/23/dundee-bank-manager-jailed-for-craziest-90000-embezzlement-ever/ "And in one incredible stunt Irvine told a customer who complained about a £25 charge she was “beautiful” – but said he didn’t think he’d be able to do anything about it. Later that night he called her and said: “Check your bank account.” When she did she found a £250 credit courtesy of Irvine – who then asked if he could come round to her home. The woman said yes – beginning a sexual relationship with the thief that night." ------------- A bag of chips would have been cheaper and have had a similarly aphrodisiacal effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Bird eats other bird http://www.barrheadnews.com/news/roundup/articles/2015/07/23/539786-ravenous-barrhead-seagull-filmed-swallowing-smaller-bird-whole/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Blootered burd bashes bottle-o http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-24/port-lincoln-woman-crashes-car-into-bottle-shop-buys-liquor/6644634 and they still served her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Bad enough with Christmas in July, now it's Burns Night at day in July http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-25/robert-burns-day-adelaide-winter-not-summer/6647918 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Bad enough with Christmas in July, now it's Burns Night at day in July http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-25/robert-burns-day-adelaide-winter-not-summer/6647918What a lot of shite. Do you not have air con in Adelaide? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 What a lot of shite. Do you not have air con in Adelaide? Yes but the State's stuffed so there's no money for the meter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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