peasy23 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Dundee Dinner Set Fiasco An investigation has been launched after a woman dropped a dinner set off an 18ft balcony in a busy shopping centre. Officers were called to the Overgate Centre in Dundee following the incident, which was said to have involved an 18-piece dinner set. Centre bosses then say that the woman casually walked back to her car before driving out of the multi-storey car park — smashing through the closed exit barrier on her way. The set had been bought earlier that day in Argos. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/01/14/woman-smashed-through-car-park-barrier-after-shopping-centre-incident/ Bet it's in more than 18 pieces now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 And this has to be the most tenuous David Bowie one going: http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Old-Coulsdon-man-delivered-David-Bowie-s-milk/story-28505240-detail/story.html "Chris, who went to Quernmore School, said Bowie, a former Croydon College pupil, ordered three bottles of silver top milk to be delivered every couple of days." Woodward and Bernstein must be regretting the way they wasted their investigative talents, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Bare chested man in Carnoustie "was no criminal". In a line almost from Rab C Nesbit, the man was bare chested, under his hooded top. There's also a BE A WEAR foreigners in a van trying to abduct children one in Carnoustie but it's so tragic even the police have struggled to raise a disinterested FFS in response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Gin distillery accidentally creates chemical warfare agent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Gin distillery accidentally creates chemical warfare agent. ISIS Sympathisers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Tactical groping cheat caught in Inverness curling scam. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/inverness/806654/curling-match-sex-assault-farmer/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 You always think folk in foreign climes are always good looking. Avoid Timaru is my advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 You always think folk in foreign climes are always good looking. Avoid Timaru is my advice. Best. Tribute. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Old story regurgitated by NT News today. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/story-template/man-arrested-after-cops-spot-suspiciously-small-package-in-his-undies/news-story/dc8456456d14955e837c2cb3f25c904c 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Dog swallows something it wasnt supposed to http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/01/18/puppy-in-emergency-after-swallowing-hearing-aid/ Brought my young lady friend home to my folks' house late one night when I was in 6th year. We'd just finished some nasty business when the dog came in to the room and wolfed down the freshly used condom. My old man wasn't impressed with the content of the dog's stomach when he puked it up in the kitchen the next morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Angus woman's insurance claim denied. Pet cat dies in fire after Angus girl’s hairspray mishap. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/pet-cat-dies-in-fire-after-angus-girl-s-hairspray-mishap-1.920224 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Naval base beasting What a warped place. Young commandos indulging in horseplay is not acceptable but weapons designed to indiscriminately incinerate mankind is okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Silly Dundonians cant pronounce shopping. Shoppers are having trouble pronouncing some of the names of the growing stock of international food and drink in UK stores, according to research. The Co-op has published a list of the biggest taste-bud tongue twisters, headed by tzatziki, bouillabaise, ceviche, Parmigiano Reggiano and edamame. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/uk/how-do-you-pronounce-quinoa-watch-these-dundee-shoppers-struggle-to-say-food-names-correctly-1.919936 (nor can The Courier spell tzatziki in the video) Looking at many of them, it seems that wimmin in Paisley can't pronounce the word "salad". -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Looking at many of them, it seems that wimmin in Paisley can't pronounce the word "salad". ^^^^^^^ word salad. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/traffic-chaos-during-first-morning-of-emergency-gas-main-work-on-east-dock-street-in-dundee-1.920258 In this case, "chaos" = "extra 10 minutes onto journey times". The Forth Road Bridge closure was chaos; this is, at worst, a minor inconvenience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Something seems odd about this story. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/it-was-freezing-black-watch-veteran-spends-night-in-bin-after-airport-bus-mix-up-1.920559 Buses still running, people getting off them, but he didn't think to ask someone for a use of their phone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Sweetie chaos in Perth ‘I’m not going to eat them now’ — Perth man found chewed gum inside packet of Midget Gems http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/i-m-not-going-to-eat-them-now-perth-man-found-chewed-gum-inside-packet-of-midget-gems-1.920504 I reckon he ate them. "Mr Kennedy has admitted the incident will not put him off purchasing more of his favourite sweet." No shit Sherlock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Dundee man attempts to go to Malta, instead spends holiday in a bin in Dunfermline. Edited January 20, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Sweetie chaos in Perth ‘I’m not going to eat them now’ — Perth man found chewed gum inside packet of Midget Gems http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/i-m-not-going-to-eat-them-now-perth-man-found-chewed-gum-inside-packet-of-midget-gems-1.920504 I reckon he ate them. Jolly Boy John's faither could well than lay off the sweeties for a while and spend the the voucher on granola or something. Or better still, give Timmy Mallett his gregorys back and put it towards a new pair! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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