WILLIEA Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Trouble at Palmerston. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/racist-wifi-network-name-sparks-outrage-from-aboriginal-neighbours-in-moulden/news-story/871b30f164059ae77d96b10691036602 When I saw the headline I thought it was going to be about Sevcos recent visit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 When I saw the headline I thought it was going to be about Sevcos recent visit! Aren't they just a bunch of angels with dirty faces? Everyone has heard the why did the chicken cross the road. Well this feathered friend had the right idea. http://www.themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/a-penguin-walks-in-to-a-bar/news-story/5163014a342a42269e5cb15b7f9dbf85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 “When you describe adult toys are you talking about Scrabble or something more intimate?” http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-jailed-after-stealing-sex-toys-in-raid-on-woman-s-flat-1.926720 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 “When you describe adult toys are you talking about Scrabble or something more intimate?” http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-jailed-after-stealing-sex-toys-in-raid-on-woman-s-flat-1.926720 Twister then? Or a pack of cards for strip poker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) Seeing as there's not a "Have I Got Intergalactic News For You" thread, this place will have to do. Fife man and Captain Birdseye lookalike confirms to Courier "it's definitely a spacecraft" UFO papped over huntin', shootin' and a fishin' spot in Perthshire. ETA - a couple of the locals on dealing with the UFO threat.. Edited March 4, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Seeing as there's not a "Have I Got Intergalactic News For You" thread, this place will have to do. Fife man and Captain Birdseye lookalike confirms to Courier "it's definitely a spacecraft" UFO papped over huntin', shootin' and a fishin' spot in Perthshire. ETA - a couple of the locals on dealing with the UFO threat.. Love the description of the engines on the "spaceship"...“My jeep is quite noisy, but this sounded like a thousand hoovers". A THOUSAND FUCKING HOOVERS PEOPLE!!!!! When are you all going to waken up...it's really happening, the invasion is coming! *Other vacuum cleaner manufacturers are also available 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Love the description of the engines on the "spaceship"...“My jeep is quite noisy, but this sounded like a thousand hoovers". A THOUSAND FUCKING HOOVERS PEOPLE!!!!! When are you all going to waken up...it's really happening, the invasion is coming! *Other vacuum cleaner manufacturers are also available Prof Brian Cox eat yer heart out. Here's the man who confirmed we are not alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Man has silly name. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/04/meet-the-dundee-student-with-scotlands-silliest-name/ MMmmm - hungry now.. One man, Simon Smith, from North London, changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger last year to “spice things up a bit”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Man has silly name. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/04/meet-the-dundee-student-with-scotlands-silliest-name/ f**k the name; look at that fucking beard. Look at it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Prof Brian Cox eat yer heart out. Here's the man who confirmed we are not alone. Nice to know that I'll have invented time-travel in thirty years' time, and that the process won't have affected my sanity in any way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Poor man's Banksy terrorises Dunfermline http://www.fifereporter.com/fife-news/dunfermline-news/poor-mans-banksy-strikes-in-dunfermline/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My former coach is not happy http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14322110.Kelty_ex_Army_man_wants_council_to_fix_damp/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Wasn't sure where to post this but this will have to do. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-03/adelaide-james-mcgowan-faces-extradition-scotland-alleged-murder/7218426?section=sa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 UFO Update...Who would have thought something from a distant galaxy would look so similar to a drone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Won't someone please think of the children? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/bin-blaze-in-st-mary-s-dundee-1.927566?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I don’t know whether I frightened it or not with the flash of the camera, because in the beat of a heart it was gone. Somewhat surprising that beings who have mastered intergalactic travel would be frightened by a camera flash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Another busy night for The Courier, http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/bin-blaze-in-st-mary-s-dundee-1.927566 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Mind your ears.. http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/04/guy-fuming-after-someone-sneaks-up-and-locks-padlock-to-his-earlobe-5733119/?google_editors_picks=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 A romantic break, Dundee-style.. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/07/man-threatened-throw-woman-dundee-hotel-window/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 A romantic break, Dundee-style.. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/03/07/man-threatened-throw-woman-dundee-hotel-window/ Considering that his partner appears to be having her romatic break with someone else, he may be fully justified in losing his mind. Seeing the Holiday Inn there always reminds me of the excellent Thai restaurant just along the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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