Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 The UFO invasion reaches Edinburgh. This time, the UFO is over the army training area in the Pentlands and looks remarkably like the flares the army boys use when doing their army training. Alternatively, it could be the Fife-based aliens grabbing a Classic Dozen at Krispy Kreme at Hermiston Gait. The Sun has the scoop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Crying over swiped milk http://m.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/14337254.Hundreds_of_pints_of_milk_being_stolen_from_Darlington_doorsteps/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Best to get some gas if you are going to perform this operation... http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-who-threatened-to-cut-off-his-own-testicles-at-ninewells-hospital-jailed-1.928463 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 A grand day out in Moray. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/858465/yacht-thief-jailed/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Any news story that can be told in it's entirety in three sentences probably isn't worth writing. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/860898/aberdeen-shopper-thought-pay-642-get-car-shopping-centre/ Aberdeen shopper thought she had to pay £642 to get her car out of shopping centre A shopper in Aberdeen got a shock this weekend then a machine in the Bon Accord shopping centre showed she had to pay £642 to get out. Kerrie Andrews was heading back towards her car when she dropped her chip and picked the wrong one up. But the situation was quickly resolved and avoided having to add hundreds of pounds onto the shopping bill as she found the right chip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Any news story that can be told in it's entirety in three sentences probably isn't worth writing. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/860898/aberdeen-shopper-thought-pay-642-get-car-shopping-centre/ Finding chips doesn't appear to be a big problem for most ladies in the Granite City. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Honest, it's no a rabbit, it's a big lugged guinea pig. Just In: Rabbit owners try to convince police illegal pet is a guinea pig http://ab.co/1RiW1Wk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Wonder what this farmer had for tea. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/she-has-died-of-a-broken-heart-pain-of-seeing-hamish-vanish-was-too-much-for-morag-the-duck-1.929004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Shocking story of a female doctor jailed for a string of drunken assaults on police and medical staff. The shocking thing being that it happened in Kilmarnock, rather than Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Police go to sweetie shop http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/police-search-at-ice-cream-shop-in-hilltown-1.929311 Potentially an Oscar-winning moving could be based on The Courier's dogged journalism here... .... One witness said: “I don’t know what’s going on, just that there are police outside the ice cream shop.†0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 "Police were seen to remove 4 cans of Irn Bru, 2 99's and a double nugget from the premises" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 "After the attack, the robbers made off with a haul of gold coins and left the shopkeeper with soor plooms." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 The police involved should really be sent for some Refreshers training. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Apparently they didn't even cone the area off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14349310.Gran_s_lucky_escape_after_e_cigarette_explodes/ She's now going back to normal cigarettes on account of being "terrified", cause a long lingering death from lung cancer doesn't frighten you?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14349310.Gran_s_lucky_escape_after_e_cigarette_explodes/ She's now going back to normal cigarettes on account of being "terrified", cause a long lingering death from lung cancer doesn't frighten you?! "That could have been my face destroyed." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14349310.Gran_s_lucky_escape_after_e_cigarette_explodes/ She's now going back to normal cigarettes on account of being "terrified", cause a long lingering death from lung cancer doesn't frighten you?! l 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 "That could have been my face destroyed." Maybe some free reconstructive surgery was the angle, and the reason she plugged the USB cable straight into the wall socket? 53? If Carlsberg made hard paper rounds... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 None of you were there, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 WWE comes to Fife. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/buckfast-binge-leads-fife-man-to-wrestle-with-his-dad-and-set-bin-on-fire-1.929249 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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